He’s Leaving On a Jet Plane, Hope He Won’t Come Back Again
Trump is going to deliver a “prime time address” tomorrow night about border security. I hope they have one of those small inset screens at the bottom with Nancy Pelosi shaking her head when he goes off on a tangent and stops being part of the social contract.
Sarah Sanders says that Trump will travel to the border this week but damn that woman hasn’t said anything true in a looooong time so I have no reason to believe her now. However, if he does go, I hope someone shows him that the border has an underground, a sky, and and ocean. Maybe we need a roof and a battleship.
Y’all, seriously, what if he goes off during his speech to the nation and rattles on for an hour about nothing? Do we have to listen? Will there be a test afterwards?
Can you just see all the Russians gathered in the Kremlin writing his national security speech right now?
By the way, he’s still saying that he can declare a national emergency and order the military to build a border wall. I think that was season three of House of Cards. I would be terribly surprised if the contract for his new metal fence didn’t go to the Trump Metal Fence Company.
Hmmmm…wonder if he’s bringing along her ladyship “I don’t really care, do you?”
She can wear another pair of her “you could feed a family of five for a month on the price of these” stilettos.
Both pretty well sum up Crime Family Trump’s attitude to the poor and desperate.
1If Trump is going to the border, in person, his presence will only demonstrate there can’t possibly be any terrorists there. Like on a golf course, or in the TV room at the White House.
2If there is really a security threat, shutting down the government seems counterproductive.
3Hummm…An Iron Curtain? And yes, there’s never been a doubt in my mind that this wall would include major kickbacks to Trump.
I have a feeling he’s going to the border to declare A *National Emergency* and will pull some figures out of, well, somewhere, to support this. There is no telling what he might do, but it’s very likely something dangerously unhealthy for this nation.
4Remember when Dotard45 nearly teetered into a sand trap? What fun it will be, if we have an on air performance of Dotard45 trying to punch his way out of some concertina wire.
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5“Y’all, seriously, what if he goes off during his speech to the nation and rattles on for an hour about nothing? Do we have to listen? Will there be a test afterwards?”
You sh!tting me? Who in their right mind actually listens to this orange blob? What comes out of his mouth is so foul and toxic, you need some sort of filtered air source so you don’t get sick. Like, maybe keeping his actual voice on FAUX News, a channel reasonable people won’t watch.
6OK, so the fool in the WH declares a “national emergency” and then what? Lawsuits up the yo-yang just to start. Marches in the streets (get busy with your signs folks). The military gets sent to the border to build his wall and where do they stay — in tents? Who pays for this insanity? Oh yeah, it’s all of us. Hmmm, what happened to Mexico paying.
Where’s the emergency anyway? The “emergency” might be what brings Trump down. Such a wonderful thought. . .
Let’s hope the major networks that decide to carry Dotard’s speech will do a split screen and show the actual facts every time he spews his ridiculous lies. It’s the least they can do!
7Trump is the national emergency. Our long national nightmare, part 2, as well.
8Some actual facts about why this “national emergency” would be unconstitutional and why the GOP in Congress are scum once again for not bothering to point this out to him:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/01/06/trumps-emergency-powers-threat-reveals-gops-dismal-state/
9Someone is going to have to take one for the team and report back. I could not possibly listen to him for one minute let alone an hour.
10You do realize that one day he is going to take a trip to somewhere and, in reality, head for Russia or SA to take refuge, when imprisonment looks inevitable? The funny thing is that when they have no more use for him, they will kill him.
11Curious that the same media that is the target of so much derision is relied upon to give free air time. I’d like the networks to respond something like this…
Dear Sir:
Your request for live coverage is denied.
Coverage may be allowed from taped footage with a split screen showing fact checking. In order to speed up the fact checking, please provide references. References will be checked. Any discrepancies will be publicly shown.
Editing rights will be maintained by the network. Any remarks derogatory to the network will be edited out, e.g. “Fake News”
12I certainly hope some networks will not air, or at best use a fact checker in the corner of the screen live time. This just turns my stomach. Where’s the ‘MX WILL pay’ now? How is THAT off the table in media-speak? Where’s ‘I’ll proudly take blame’…where’s where’s where’s sanity in this is BS.
13Like pulling out of Syria.
I’ll leave it to the Beauty Salon to give me highlights.
Listen to him? Not for any fraction of a second! I have work to do, even though I can’t raise a fervor for it – – ironing. At least I will accomplish something which is more than can be said for listening to a lunatic ramble on like Fidel Castro did.
14It now looks like the Dem’s do have time right after the Orange blob talk. Ya know they have their best fact checkers reputing EVERY DAMN SENTENCE. I would love to be the format to be (and please make this available in .PDF format so we can keep retweeting!)
1. Start with summary – how many lies and misconceptions were said during his “speech”. I’d love to seem averages too – like 3 lies per minute (a new worlds record)
152. Go through each lie and what the true facts are and state where the facts come from.
3. Then throw in some other facts and figures like National Debt, estimates on how much the start up will now cost the American people. Heck even Cornyn says there is NO written agreement with Mexico yet so no “payments” from Mexico for years to come.