Okay, so Trump held a mini-rally (That’s the new Trumpspeak for “nobody showed up”) in Minnesota and here’s the words that come tumbling out of his mouth …

“We built the greatest economy in the history of the world, and now I have to do it again… You know what that is? That’s right. That’s God testing me.”

So God sent a plague just to test Trump’s ability to glide on Obama’s economy.  You can hear him for yourself right here – it’s the second one.

Trump wonders if the coronavirus might be God's way of punishing him for being a narcissist pic.twitter.com/vuPOiQsKcW

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 17, 2020

(New fangled posting stuff.  I couldn’t take one without the other.)

One other thing.  We have got to get rid of the phrase “avoid it like the plague,” because apparently we can’t do that.