Back in December I told you about a dude by the name of Kevin Stuart who formed a PAC called Make America Like Texas.

We have no idea what he means by that. Does he want America to be like Texas, or does he want America to start liking Texas.  Either way, I ain’t impressed with his linguistics.

As you would suspect, Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen has been keeping tabs on this guy.

Here’s what’s new.  The PAC got a donation.  One. But one is all you have to get if it’s so big it won’t fit in your wallet.

Yep, that’s $50,000 from a woman who is in “investments.” Lyssa Seale is the wife of Hank Seale, who made his money “specializing in interactive Web-based products for community banks, credit unions and savings and loan associations.”

Hank and Lyssa are also big game hunters.  Here they are in Spain killing stuff last year.

So, anyway, how does Make America Like Texas plan on spending that $50,000.  Oh, in New Orleans.

I dunno.  I’m not finished figuring this out.  But, the guy who owns the PAC goes by the name Kevin D. Stuart in Austin.

Okay, follow me here. The money was spent at Teddlie Stuart Media Company and one of the seniors partners there is Kevin E. Stuart, who is executive director of the Austin Institute.  Probably just a wild coincidence. They probably don’t even know either other and are as stunned as I am to discover this name thing.

The money that Lyssa Seale donated went to only one candidate:  Jason Issac, a Republican member of the Texas House of Representatives, who just ran for congress and came in 4th place – a distant fourth. So, Lyssa might as well have put her money in a sack and set it on fire.

However, I imagine that both Kevin E. Stuart and Kevin D. Stuart are probably pretty happy. Maybe they should get together for a drink.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.