Bless Rick Perry’s little tiny precious lace-trimmed heart.  He doesn’t realize that it’s closing time and even with a sack on his head, he ain’t going home with anybody.

I checked around to see where he is today because whatever he’s doing to draw a crowd ain’t working.  They say his campaign manager is in New Hampshire on an apology tour, and with Rick polling at 3% in New Hampshire I seriously doubt that his “Baby, baby, I’m so sorry and I won’t do that again” line is working very well.

He finagled his wife to call President Obama a socialist, too.  But, nobody likes a whiny pimp, so that helped about as much as a screen door on a submarine.

He’s still running those ads fibbing about President Obama saying Americans are lazy.

He’s doing a whole lot of praying and Amen! shouting.  I do not know if he’s doing any footwashing or snake handling but he might ought to.

I still hold a flame in my heart that Rick Perry will make a comeback and be the GOP nominee.  I need the material.