He’s Baaaaaack
Most of you guys remember that my Bubba was regularly getting snail mail from some guy with no guts who printed out hateful emails he got about the President of the United States and mailed them to Bubba. His return address was the downtown Houston NAACP office, which was supposed to be some kind of clever joke.
He went missing for a month and we were pretty sure he was in the craft room over at the Rolling Stone 19th Nervous Breakdown Mental Health and Invisible Butterfly Chasing Facility.
Apparently, he escaped. And he found Fort Bend Democrats.
So, I opened it to see if anything was written in crayola this time and, sure ‘nuf, the first thing I see is this:
I want you to notice how many times that had been forwarded. The second thing I opened was this —
Yeah, it is some intellectual joke about how Cheeta from the Tarzan movies …. oh crap, I refuse to even think about it.
Just a word to Mitt Romney. Maybe, sir, and I mean this in the most respectful way I can say it, you should SHUT THE HELL UP about other people being divisive and hateful. The sheep behind you need to get the flock outta here.
I quit opening stuff, but do find some comfort that the anonymous dude spent money on 5 stamps that goes toward our brothers and sisters of the United Postal Workers.
So, the next time you hear some rightwing Republican say this isn’t about race, show him how many times these were forwarded before this fool printed them out and mailed them to me.
I would love to forward this to a relative who forwards Repub-like hateful e-mail to me, but I can’t find a link to the multiple forwards you mention. Help, please, & thanks!
1M, look at the blue lines on the left side of the paper. Those blue lines tell you how many times it was forwarded. I’ll get a better shot of it later today if you need it.
2Not about race my tired old liberal buttocks.
I thought the movie Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not a prediction.
3I’m assuming this is sent to demoralize you but it has the opposite affect intended. Do these clowns realize that? Sent to those of like mind, they are satisfied that there are like thinkers out there, sent to someone on the other side, no minds are changed, sent to an undecided voter : throwing your lot in with that crowd doesn’t seem like a good thing to do.
Sort of like all the money from the pacs for The GOP are actually providing a STIMULUS, and all this for a handful of undecided voters.
4Please tell me that he isn’t stupid enough to include the headers with all the people through whom it had to pass before it got to you when he prints these out.
5I have probably gotten this from my hateful cousin. I don’t know for sure because I set up an automatic delete and only go in to relegate them to the final trash bin without reading. 🙂
6I usually feel sorry for people who spend their time on this sort of thing, but I can’t this time. To think this cretin probably reproduced makes me want to puke.
7If the sender also happens to be a Christian, I hope he remembers St Peter is going to ask him about this sort of thing at the Pearly Gates. He’ll probably find St Peter may not have the same sense of “humor” that he and his friends have. It might get a little awkward.
8He may not realize that he is supporting the postal system AND the garbage men and the landfill operators. Not to mention the plain brown envelope industry.
9To be honest, I’ve seen a picture with a dozen or so photos of GWB matched with photos of chimps with similar expressions, except one that says “I couldn’t find a picture of a chimp looking this stupid.”
But that didn’t have the kind of ugly history behind it that this does.
10Coward, plain and simple. Amazing how they manage to keep me disgusted. 🙁
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