He’s a Lawyer, Not a Counter
When Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton gets sworn in to testify at his own trial, there will be earthquakes, floods, locusts and whatnot because telling the truth is real hard for Ken.
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton said earlier this month he was “overwhelmed” by the “support and encouragement” he and his family received after his securities fraud indictment.
But according to an open records request to Paxton’s office, the attorney general received just seven emails of support through an online contact form in the three days after news of his indictment first broke.
The Open Records Act is a nasty little thing that lets newspapers jab you unmercifully.
There were a couple of doozies amongst the emailings. Click the little one to read the big one. Some guys wants him to investigate Benghazi and thinks the Feds indicted him. Enjoy!
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Okay, I’ll give him this – they may be small in number but they are, indeed, overwhelming.
Yes, Jesus is sitting on the throne in heaven on the right side of his father shaking his head about what is happening to poor old Ken. Actually, he is probably face palming because of the nuts who believe he will intercede on behalf of this local yokel.
1These writers are confusing religion with superstition. Among other things.
2I’ve been wondering who voted for Paxton.
Now I know.
3Jesus must be so proud.
4No wonder he thinks it is overwhelming. Tex assures him that there are “hundreds if not thousands more like me.”
So he probably think each email represents not 1 person, but hundreds of people.
5“in this inconvenient time”
Indeed. Even a blind pig…
6So, wow, up to 3000 people support him? Out of, what? Thirty million or so?
That IS overwhelming.
7Oooh, “warring angels” what a concept.
8Do these people all have the same script?
9In jesus name, please help the people of Texas distinguish between the federal and state government.
In Jesus name, please keep the people of Texas from paying for a lawyer for this man, who is a lawyer, who knew what he was doing and got caught.
He should pay for his own dam lawyer. Oops darn lawyer.
In Jesus name, spare us from stupid people. It would help my blood pressure.
10I love the God fearing line……why do you fear a loving God? What did you do? Maybe you voted for Paxton and made him mad?
11“we pray for waring [sic] angles to surround you”
This is the sort of sh*t that my family speaks. The language of a cult. Their eyes glaze over and they start spouting Jesus crap. It is very disturbing. I have an aunt who “speaks in tongues” and another aunt who is amazingly able to interpret those tongues and it always seems to be somehow mo’ money, mo’ money, mo’ money. What a surprise!
12Wow, warring angels. Now I kinda want a posse of warring angels, myself. Would they be warring with each other, perhaps, and would that then mean that some of them are fallen angels and demons?
13Heck, that shit-eatin grin is enough to get him convicted. Sorry mama.
14May he and Rick Perry both be convicted on all counts, in Jesus’s name, amen.
15Father, do not forgive him, for he knew exactly what he was doing and deliberately chose to commit fraud. And if you must, wait until he does jail time adore to pardon the jerk.
16Aaah! Spell check! That should read”…afore pardoning the jerk.
17It’s Obama’s fault.
18I fear weeping angels. I lmfao at “warring angels”.
19John,
20I don’t even live in Texas. I was trying to show the errors of the above letter.
But I don’t make fun of my Jesus, who would be horrified at what these people are doing in his name.
Well, Republicans are notoriously bad with numbers.
21“And lead us not into temptation (1),
But deliver us from inconvenience…”
(1) Too late for that already, I guess.
22Virulently anti-gay Paxton’s defense attorney is gay. Schulte announced it on his own Twitter feed. Paxton, facing a life sentence is the type to blame ‘the gay’ agenda if convicted.
Criminal defense attorney Peter Schulte came out publicly in 2010, when he ran for Texas House: “Anybody who’s known me knows that I’ve never hidden who I was,” …..such a witty bigot Paxton is using the same theatrics as violence against women thugs do who hire female attorneys.
23The references to Benghazi, Fast and Furious, and the CIA “working with MS13 and the Peruvian Cartel” are not entreaties to Paxton, but all part of a rambling prayer to the Almighty contained within. (I guess you can’t just whisper a prayer anymore. Now the Lord wants you to “put it in writing.”
24We’ve always joked in my family that my sister has a very tough guardian angel. Definitely not the soft and fluffy kind, but armed and armored. My sister almost died at 2 and had to have part of her lung removed (this was in 1958). She is the most accident prone person I know. As a child I thought her scars were awesome and frequently tried to get her to show them to people. Anyway, that’s what I thought of with the “warring angels” line – really tough guardian angels.
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