November 21, 2018 By: El Jefe Category: Alternative Facts, Trump
For all those who keep screaming, “Fake News!” at every report in the media, here’s your chance. Run on down to your local grocery and buy ALL the Romaine lettuce you can put your hands on. Oh, and don’t forget the Russian dressing.
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Caesar salad for Uncle Bubba tomorrow?
1And Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi just issued a joint statement that it’s a bad idea to gargle with gasoline. Especially if you’re a smoker.
Actually I see plenty of fake news… every time they quote Trump saying anything.
2@Jefe
RE: Russian dressing
We’re thinking of having a Donald Drumpf Thanksgiving:
3We’ll watch the film version of Dr. Zhivago or maybe read some Dostoevsky or Tolstoy, have a shot of Smirnoff, and put Russian dressing on our salads, plus snack on beef stroganoff and blinis.
@Micr No Trump steaks with ketchup?
I’ll take the blini, with caviar.
To one and all: A happy, healthy and serene Thanksgiving.
4RAT45 pardoned two turkeys. Rest of his family hoping he’ll pardon them later. Meanwhile whatever the CDC warns against, there’s nothing as toxic as Donnie.
Feast and be merry. The real fun starts in 2019 with a Democratic House ready to feed Donnie his ‘art’ of the deal with legislation and subpoenas.
5@Pia Holm
C’mon over. My little bride has built her T’giving theme around the Drumpf Rusher Collusion. Maybe we’ll figure out matryoshka in time. Oh and Piroggi and Borscht.
6Jane & PKM, I saw the photo which should have been captioned, “Which one is the turkey?” We know which one doesn’t deserve a pardon.
Micr, if you’re making borscht in a blender, be sure the lid is on tight. Speaking on behalf of a friend who suddenly had a pink kitchen.
7All those “traditional” Thanksgiving Caesar salads (which was created by a Native American named Caesar*) down the tubes.
Actually, my husband came home yesterday from the grocery store with a bag of Romaine lettuce “hearts” just in time to hear about the CDC warning on the news. That bag was exchanged today for some hydroponic butter lettuce. The shrimp for tomorrow have to lie on something, ya know.
* A Trumpian untruth. It was created by Caesar Cardini in his Tijuana restaurant. But, as we know, the Orange Moron can’t be bothered with actual, ya know, facts.
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