Here’s The Deal
There’s three hours left to file for office in Texas. I’m right here at the Texas Democratic headquarters and the place is hopping. There’s no surprises today but there is some fun stuff.
Tulsi Gabbard’s campaign for president filed last week. Today at about 11:00, 3 or 4 of her supporters came here with a second application. We let them file it because … what the hell … nothing gained or lost. But then, the whole rest of the day, Tulsi’s supporters kept showing up to “sign the petition.” There’s no petition. When we told them that, they seemed like they believed it was a large conspiracy to keep them from signing the petition. They did not know what they were signing except it was for something about Tulsi. They kept insisting they got an official notice to come here and sign the petition from 11:00 to 2:00. I strongly believed I should write a petition for them to sign but a couple of them looked like they might could read.
Just now, Robby Wells from Atlanta, Georgia, just filed for President of the Unites States. His campaign site is RiseUpWithRobby.com you will be … uh, something. You will be something.
Presidential candidate Robby Wells on the right and some guy who didn’t identify himself but paid the filing fee.
That’s all so far.
Okay, Kelly Stone just came by to file for Railroad Commissioner and paid her $3,000 filing fee with one dollar bills. Oh, yeah.
And she had a sign …
Wonder if tulsi is hoping fo a big payday by promoting a bloomberg/tulsi 3rd party run to further sabotauge the 2020 election.
1Is this a joke? A bald, white, former college football coach? On his list of things he’s gonna do–without a word about “how”–he put health care next to last.
Oops.
2You write it and we’ll sign Ms JJ. Petitions for Tulsi and a few others candidates who need to drop out of the race. And 56 blank checks for Mike Bloomberg to sign.
3Never vote for anyone who doesn’t know it’s from its. Or their, they’re and there.
4Ronny Jackson showed up to run in west Texas as a GOPer for TX-13. Sorry you had to miss him, he may have had some drugs to help you and us through this next election season!
5BarbinDC:
6No worries. If Chris Matthews asks ole Robby for pesky little things like how, he’ll just call for a flea flicker.
And if Chris reeeeaaaly pushes him, he’s ain’t skeered to use the nuclear option.
The fake 23 blast with a backside Georgia reverse.
Like his life depended upon it.
BOOM.
TOUCHDOWN.
Or universal healthcare.
Same difference.
Wow, Stone is, errr, ‘stacked’…
7I once sold a boat [BWhaler CC], naturally expected a check; the guy brought in a satchel and pulled out a stack of mostly $20s like that, holy crap! Took me forever to count it, the most cash money I’ve ever been around.
Kelly Stone is a STRIPPER!?
8I don’t need to see Glen Maxey’s face to know his expression! Priceless!
9I hate errant apostrophes.
10“Which one of them gave you a dollar?”
“All of them.”
Can’t do the whole joke; Mama’s lookin’ down.
11Charles, I think the proper term is Pole Ballet.
And no, I don’t think so.
12JJ @12, Maybe not, but that’s a damned big sack ‘o ones!
13fenway fran @ 10 Sometimes errant apostrophes are just a grammar junkie’s idea of humor.
14Sounds like Saturday Night Live and the man from the Taxes Are Too Damn High Party. His platform: taxes are too damn high.
15All in one dollar bills? I’ve heard of stuff being done like the with pennies. Sacks and sacks of pennies.
16Yay!
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