I’ve been doing this website thing since about 1995. No kidding.

During this time, though the miracle of modern journalism, you guys don’t know when I travel. I just keep posting with my laptop. There’s wifi everywhere.

Almost.

I’ve been traveling since last Thursday. I have discovered that there are some places in this country without wifi. Remote places. Like I’ve been to and am still going to.

My plan for this trip was to post with my iPhone using 3G. There are places without 3G. Damn. Also, I cannot tell you how hard it is to do long posts with that tiny little keypad.

So, first of all. Do not get to thinking you can break into my house. Marsha is staying at my house. She was a prison guard and a parole officer and she will hurt you. She is mean as ten acres of snakes.

Second, I know I’m making a lot of typos. I do not care. Seriously, I don’t.

Third, if I don’t post for a day, then I don’t post for a day. Ask for a refund.