Generally when I travel you don’t even know it because the internet is magic.  I usually have time to write a few posts in the evening or in the morning while Bubba reads his newspaper and eats the free buffet breakfast.

Well, I’m fixing to go on a trip where I won’t have much free time.  So, I’ve asked a few of our old timers around here to fill in for me.  You’ll be hearing from Don A., Da Chipster, Fenway Fran, Texas Ellen, Hal, and probably a few others who haven’t made a commitment yet but are pondering on it.

If things get boring, I might just throw a topic out there and let you guys entertain each other.  Meanwhile, hold off on sending me tips because I ain’t reading them.

I need to let crooks know a few things.  Marsha will be staying at our house once again.  Marsha is a retired parole officer and she clips coupons for ammo, which she really doesn’t need because she knows one hundred ways to kill you with a spatula.  I only issue this warning because having to clean your entrails off my patio deck is not something I want to do.

I’ll be back in a week.  Enjoy yourselves.