Here’s How to Make the Wall Work
Trump and his enablers have been desperately been trying to change the conversation this week to “You’re either for my wall, or you’re for open borders”. It’s BS, all normal people know it’s BS, and even Chris Wallace of Fox Noise knows it’s BS. Yesterday, Chief White House Liar Sarah HuckaSanders was on Fox Noise Sunday and faced a more than skeptical Wallace. When she used the 4,000 terrorists caught on the border talking point, he immediately called her on it saying, “Wait a minute, I know this; I’ve studied up on it, but didn’t know you would use it. Those 4,000 people were caught in airports…” It was one of those sweet rare moments where one of Trump’s liars gets their legs cut out from under them, caught completely off guard by an interviewer who normally tosses softballs.
Then I got to thinking – If most terrorist suspects are caught in airports, why don’t we then move all major airports to Mexico, then build The Wall? That’s it, The Wall would then be effective, and Trump would be happy.
Good idea, right?
Better idea. Send Sarah Sanders to Mexico and then build the wall keeping her out of the country.
1So, if we can find subs under a mile of water and we can pinpoint a missile to hit a target hundreds of miles away, and if we have satellites that can find nuclear bases and “Abnormal” activity and movement why can’t we apply all of this to the border.
Seriously it would cost a few million – and we would free up the Army Corp of Engineers to work on – say – Making sure that cities don’t flood, new ways to prevent fires from spreading.
2I thought she’d quit?
3Sarah lives her talking points. To do away with any of them is to severely cripple her in her mission to spew Republican swill.
4Time for a complete cleanse, Miss Huckabuck, your time to peddle sh*t a la mode is coming to an end.
You’re assuming I want Trump to be happy.
5Another idea: if they’re coming in by air – build the wall in the sky.
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