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Juanita notes with a little glee that Donald Trump is whistling a new tune this morning.

“I want to personally congratulate President Obama and the men and women of the Armed Forces for a job well done,” Trump said in a statement, NewsMax reports.

“Donald, Honey,” she grins, “I imagine a little kissing up is certainly in order.  You know, since the President is carrying your pecker in his pocket now.”

Juanita also smirked a little this morning because last week Newt Gingrich was saying that he was going to announce his candidacy for President sometime this week.

Less than two weeks ago, the former House Speaker, who is currently officially unofficially exploring a 2012 run, said he would decide by May 1 whether he’ll run for the White House.

“Newt, however, has decided to postpone his announcement to a week when the President isn’t being King of the Damn Hill,” Juanita reports.

We all suspect he’s gonna have a long wait.