September 03, 2019 By: El Jefe Category: Trump
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
LOL
1Today’s laugh, and so early in the day. (I’m retired; this is early.)
2I needed that…..hahahaha
3OMG!! In the last one he looks like Jeff Sessions…
And lazrgirl, as a retiree myself, I make it a policy to refrain from getting up before the crack of 9.
4And here I was expecting the scale would be all about how much damage was done to Trump properties.
5Now that is a fantastically funny and clever put down of the Hurricane Expert-in-Chief’s scientific know how: how much hairspray to use in a cat. 5.
6trump’s bravado is always broadcast from within a scrum of lawyers and body guards. Don’t expect to see him anywhere near actual danger.
7Cat 5 is a riot.
8OMG – you scared me while I was eating my lunch!
9Stole that pic, put it right into the ‘politics’file…
I think that the Cat 6* image is a pic morph of Putin’s face.
Thanks a lot, had to mop up iced coffee…
* There is no official Category 6 hurricane level, Cat 5 is the top, wind speeds 157mph and up; Dorian had 185mph, with 220mph+ gusts [the shifting gusts are a buzzsaw that do more damage than the sustained/steady state wind].
Saffir–Simpson scale
Category Wind speeds (for 1-minute maximum sustained winds)
m/s knots (kn) mph km/h
Five ≥ 70 m/s ≥ 137 kn ≥ 157 mph ≥ 252 km/h
Four 58–70 m/s 113–136 kn 130–156 mph 209–251 km/h
Three 50–58 m/s 96–112 kn 111–129 mph 178–208 km/h
Two 43–49 m/s 83–95 kn 96–110 mph 154–177 km/h
One 33–42 m/s 64–82 kn 74–95 mph 119–153 km/h
Related classifications
(for 1-minute maximum sustained winds)
Tropical storm 18–32 m/s 34–63 kn 39–73 mph 63–118 km/h
Tropical depression ≤ 17 m/s ≤ 33 kn ≤ 38 mph ≤ 62 km/h
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However, there are developing ideas amongst climatologists, et al., about a new class of “Hypercanes”. Which are beyond scary.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypercane
“A hypercane is a hypothetical class of extreme tropical cyclone that could form if ocean temperatures reached approximately 50 °C (122 °F), which is 15 °C (27 °F) warmer than the warmest ocean temperature ever recorded.[1] Such an increase could be caused by a large asteroid or comet impact, a large supervolcanic eruption, a large submarine flood basalt, or extensive global warming.[2] There is some speculation that a series of hypercanes resulting from an impact by a large asteroid or comet contributed to the demise of the non-avian dinosaurs.[3] The hypothesis was created by Kerry Emanuel of MIT, who also coined the term.[4][5][3]”
10Sandridge: If you’re collecting photos of Trump, don’t miss the photoshop that applies the natural color around his eyes to the rest of his face, and ditches the comb-over:
https://twitter.com/jordanrivers_nz/status/1093261623978975233
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