Look, if Alfredo and I say it’s Christmas, you better go buy some little twinkling lights because we have a helluva crystal ball.

Last August, August the 1st mind you, we told you how weird it was that Ted Cruz’s SuperPAC gave Carly Fiorina’s campaign half a damn million dollars.

The New York Times, two months later, catches it.  I joked at the time:

The head of Ted’s SuperPAC says it’s “nothing.” Yeah well, that’s not an answer.

He said the Cruz committee had given the money to the Fiorina group in June when “it was still considering its options.”

Wait a minute, the Ted Cruz SuperPAC wasn’t all that sure it was supporting Ted Cruz?

Well, well, well.  Now we know it was an investment.

Carly Fiorina endorsed Senator Ted Cruz of Texas on Wednesday, supplying his campaign with a high-profile supporter and an eager critic of Donald J. Trump.

Mrs. Fiorina, the former presidential candidate and Hewlett-Packard chief executive, took to the role quickly, appearing as a surprise guest at Mr. Cruz’s morning rally in Florida.

Yeah, surprise, surprise, surprise.

Madam Swami Juanita and her crystal ball are spending the morning over at the Dairy Queen with Alfredo, saying, “I’ll have my hamburger with a little cynicism on the side.”