Here Ya Go
Look, if Alfredo and I say it’s Christmas, you better go buy some little twinkling lights because we have a helluva crystal ball.
Last August, August the 1st mind you, we told you how weird it was that Ted Cruz’s SuperPAC gave Carly Fiorina’s campaign half a damn million dollars.
The New York Times, two months later, catches it. I joked at the time:
The head of Ted’s SuperPAC says it’s “nothing.” Yeah well, that’s not an answer.
He said the Cruz committee had given the money to the Fiorina group in June when “it was still considering its options.”
Wait a minute, the Ted Cruz SuperPAC wasn’t all that sure it was supporting Ted Cruz?
Well, well, well. Now we know it was an investment.
Carly Fiorina endorsed Senator Ted Cruz of Texas on Wednesday, supplying his campaign with a high-profile supporter and an eager critic of Donald J. Trump.
Mrs. Fiorina, the former presidential candidate and Hewlett-Packard chief executive, took to the role quickly, appearing as a surprise guest at Mr. Cruz’s morning rally in Florida.
Yeah, surprise, surprise, surprise.
Madam Swami Juanita and her crystal ball are spending the morning over at the Dairy Queen with Alfredo, saying, “I’ll have my hamburger with a little cynicism on the side.”
There is a southern word, scalawag, that seems appropriate. It refers to low life animals and human beings. Cruz is a low life and a horses ass.
1How ironic, but fitting! Crooze is paying the Snarly One less to work for him than HP paid for her not to work for them.
2I’m pretty sure Fiorina’s support is not worth half a million dollars. Way to be a fiscal conservative, Ted.
3Don’t pat yourself too hard on the back Madam J. Republicans and sneaky doings go together like soap and water, y’know? With them it’s never a question of how, just when.
4Sorry to say I had the ole TV situated on MSNBC at the very moment Croooooze and Snarly warmly embraced on the stage. Gag … puke … gag
5Check for feathers, as in “birds of . . .”
6So all of Snarly’s delegates, wait..no delegates to turn over to Crooze. What good is she? But it makes no never mind, Cruz is Trumped but good.
7maryelle, this is just another transparent attempt by the snacilbupeR at subterfuge. All those ‘manly’ men need cover, if they are to joust with Sec/Sen Clinton. As if women of the nacilbupeR persuasion cannot be equally as sexist as the most misogynist man. Carly is the lying worst of that breed.
As a candidate, I prefer Sen Sanders on a number of policy issues. But, as I have already declared I’ll vote for Sec/Sen Clinton, if she is the nominee. In fact, it could be fun. She’ll twist those goofy goat molesters into a noose of their own making.
8I think the New York Times should hire Alfredo as a consultant!
9Carol, Alfredo is a man of many talents and would be a welcome consultant anywhere. But, if Alfredo should care to go political, he’s be the perfect solution to dynamiting that 3-3 logjam at the FEC.
10Alfredo is worth his weight in Blizzards.
11So,technically speaking,Cruz is guilty of soliciting and mayhaps pandering,and we all know what Snarly is,don’t we.
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