Here She Comes Again
Sarah Bygawd Palin is yacking it up that she might run for the empty Congressional seat left behind by Alaska’s Don Young.
Her announcement, as you so have so rightly come to expect, is a doozy.
I’m sorry I got a screen shot of her with her lids closed but I am just trying to protect you from the loco camped out in her eyeballs.
“I’m going to throw my hat in the ring because we need people that have cajones.”
Yes, because the one thing lacking in the House of Representative are cajones. Yeah, that’s what we need! People who scream back at the president in the middle of a speech. People who refuse to wear masks because they have the right to infect people. White men with the courage to lecture a black woman about racism. Put your cajones in your purse and sit down and shuddup until it’s your turn.
We need people like Donald Trump who has nothing to lose like me.
Yeah, let’s see. Ya lost your job, your husband, your quest for well behaved children, and well hell’s bells you ain’t got nothing to lose because you ain’t got nothing.
No more of this vanilla milquetoast namby-pamby wussy pussy stuff…
Oh, have mercy on my withering soul. Is that old white lady rap?
Y’all, I can’t take a whole season of this woman. I think I’ll tell Will Smith that she said something tacky about his mother.
That is a perfect picture of palin. Picture of a loser.
1She wanted to just be appointed to fill his vacant seat which isn’t how it works even in Alaska. But now she can do some grifting for money to campaign/live on because nothing else she’s tried has worked.
Maybe she should move back to iDuho (she attended the U of I) and run for office there. She’d fit right in.
Maybe the guy in Houston that shot his cajones off can send his to her.
Yes indeed, we don’t need to see more of Palin!
2And the Spanish word for balls is “cojones,” not “cajones.” (Please excuse the nit-picking by a former editor.)
Not to mention that she quit halfway through her term as governor here in Alaska. Yeah, you betcha, she’s just what we need.
I went to the voter registration office a week or so ago to make sure everything was okay with my registration. I would not want to miss the opportunity to vote against her. Actually, a very fine Democrat, Dr. Al Gross, just put the word out that he is going to run for that spot.
3Wait – is Sarah Palin a man? I thought only men came with cojones? Perhaps Marsha Blackburn or Ted Cruz could explain?
4So I guess the young guy at the St. Regis does not have a future in politics because he lacks “cajones”.
5Cajones? Or Cojones?
Either way, she’s in America so why isn’t she speaking the legal language here, which last time I checked with Q was American?
6I know with schizophrenics they often describe some who never recover as burning out. I have to think the same thing happens with folks like Palin.
7Ms. JuanitaJean Herownself. Oh noes. You do not need Will Smith as a proxy. We have full faith that you could b-slap $carah all by your ownself with a higher probability than Will of knocking some sense into her.
8I’d rather have legislators with brains.
9Scarah Palin can’t even spell them correctly, let alone swing a pair.
From a Valleyite, Scarah: the Spanish word is “cOjones”, not “cajones”, which are desk/dresser/cabinet drawers.
Pronounced ‘ cohoenayz ‘, not co-jones.
And Palin’s even made the obligatory Rethuglikan ‘Messcan boarder’ field trip several times , even with Guv Abbutt I bleve.
Well, if she loses the Alaska run, she could cross the Bering Strait and run for something in Siberia, Putin would luv that, and make sure she wins.
“..got nothing to lose..”, I spect that that’s the theme of at least two dozen shabbyass country&western songs.
10“She has nothing to lose” could refer to her self-respect. You would think someone with her money could afford a more competent plastic surgeon. She looks as bizarre as she acts.
11C’mon, Ted, that’s a pretty steep expectation.
12Set Scarah McGee Free!
“Freedom’s just another word for nothin’ left to lose…”
13IF she is *installed*, will she last longer than half a term as in Alaskan Governor ?
14Actually – “eyeing” an office with her eyes closed is a perfect visual for the story. And MANY thanks for my first chuckle of the morning with the last paragraph!
15Trump has “nothing to lose”? What about his freedom?
16Hey, Sarah, show us your cojones!
Oh, you ain’t got none? Go home, you fool, you’re pathetic.
17I’m days late with this, but I’ve been on self-imposed computer vacation. I just wanted to point out that perhaps GM (grizzly momma) intended to use the word “cajon” a cajón is a box-shaped percussion instrument originally from Peru, played by slapping the front or rear faces with the hands, fingers, or sometimes implements such as brushes, mallets, or sticks. Somehow Palin and a quest for “Men with Drums” opens up an array of visual delusions that i probably should get treatment for.
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