Sarah Bygawd Palin is yacking it up that she might run for the empty Congressional seat left behind by Alaska’s Don Young.

Her announcement, as you so have so rightly come to expect, is a doozy.

I’m sorry I got a screen shot of her with her lids closed but I am just trying to protect you from the loco camped out in her eyeballs.

“I’m going to throw my hat in the ring because we need people that have cajones.”

Yes, because the one thing lacking in the House of Representative are cajones. Yeah, that’s what we need!  People who scream back at the president in the middle of a speech.  People who refuse to wear masks because they have the right to infect people.  White men with the courage to lecture a black woman about racism. Put your cajones in your purse and sit down and shuddup until it’s your turn.

We need people like Donald Trump who has nothing to lose like me.

Yeah, let’s see. Ya lost your job, your husband, your quest for well behaved children, and well hell’s bells you ain’t got nothing to lose because you ain’t got nothing.

No more of this vanilla milquetoast namby-pamby wussy pussy stuff…

Oh, have mercy on my withering soul. Is that old white lady rap?

Y’all, I can’t take a whole season of this woman. I think I’ll tell Will Smith that she said something tacky about his mother.