Right here, as one of the friendly free customer services we offer here at the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc., I will completely ruin your entire weekend.

Remember that goofy guy Tucker Carlson?  Well, when he got too weird for teevee, he got himself a website.  It’s “The Daily Caller.”

And he’s giving away guns to get his sheeple to the polls.  He’s giving away a gun every week between now and November 6th.  Is that sending a message about what to do if Republicans lose again or what?

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It comes in three colors, y’all.  Seriously.  Even got the Bill of Rights on it.  Seriously.  No, seriously.

Each gun is engraved with the Bill of Rights and comes in one of three colors.

See, I told you.  Three colors.  The Bill of Rights.

I think it’s just Tucker’s way of saying, “Have a great Memorial Day weekend.  Shoot someone.”

Thanks to Ralph for the heads-up.