Here, CindyLou, Hold My Beer And Watch This
So now you know who elects these fools in Texas.
Two people were critically injured in an explosion and fire Tuesday morning after smoking on a catwalk over oil storage tanks, officials say.
According to Van Zandt County Fire Marshal Chuck Allen, at about 3 a.m. firefighters were called to a fire at an oil storage facility north of Van, Texas, along state Highway 110.
And get this – they were trespassing.
I certainly hope they were not smoking after you-know-what.
Which reminds me of an old joke. Do you smoke after sex? If so, you’re doing it too fast.
(Nobody tell Momma, ya hear?)
Thanks to Jan for the heads up.
Those guys are just brilliant. Best smoking area ever.
1Famous last words: Hey, y’all, watch this…
2Smoking after sex just means a job well done
3What a date! They won’t be lying if they tell friends that sparks flew… And it’s probably safe to say they’re meant for each other. They’d be hard pressed to find anyone else who’d agree to make that many bad decisions, one right after another.
4That’s just a few miles from Tyler, the home of Rep. Gohmert.
There is an epidemic of stupid up there.
5“Do you smoke after sex?”
6“I don’t know– I’ve never looked.”
Smoke after sex? I don know, never looked, but I know that if you burn, you gotta go to the free clinic.
7What’s not in the piece above is that the couple showed up at the fire department seeking medical treatment for severe burns and have been taken to Tyler. So if it *was* sex, they were very likely smoking after!
8Oh, I’m bad! (blush)
So if they were on a catwalk and the fire came from below there is a possibility that there was an improvement in the gene pool. Just sayin’!
9Alcohol, cause no great story started with salad.
10The stupid, it burns (literally)!
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