Honey, there’s times when I’ll pay a buck to see a show.

Movie star (I can’t bring myself to say actor) Steven Seagal, who joined with Sheriff Joe Arpaio at the Birther Ball, has now decided that rightwing politics are more at home in Russia.

Action movie star Steven Seagal said in an interview with the Moscow Times that he is in favor of Russia’s military action in Crimea and that he may someday emigrate to the former Soviet Union.

According to Atlantic magazine’s The Wire blog, Seagal called Putin “one of the great world leaders” and said he “would like to consider him as a brother.”

Seriously, I’ll buy the one way ticket.  Does he want to take Sheriff Joe with him?

Seagal says that he “might” apply for Russian citizenship.

I was listening for his fellow right-wingers to denounce him.  You wanna know what I hear?  Crickets.