Hell, I Didn’t Even Know He Was Married

March 18, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I have been informed that Bill O’Reilly is getting a divorce and that it’s getting nasty and he’s trying to destroy his ex-wife’s life and get her kicked out of heaven and take her kids away from her and he’s a vengeful rotten ole goat and no telling what nasty thing he’s going to do next.

I am shocked, shocked I tell you.

I cannot believe that Bill O’Reilly was married.

The rest of it, I believe.

Thanks to Rick for the heads up.

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  1. He has been separated for several years now. His wife was dating a detective in the local police force.
    He tried to get the guy fired and all sorts of nasty stuff.
    He has a nasty, nasty temper.

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  2. Ralph Wiggam says:

    It’s the gay people’s fault!

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  3. I had a dear friend who never had a bad word to say about anyone. But when she heard that Rush Limbaugh was married, she literally shuddered in horror, all but speechless with disgust at the very idea.

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  4. Oh. I thought this was a different wife he was trying to destroy. I guess the nasty ones can keep it up (ummm, I don’t mean that way Momma) for a longer period of time.

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  5. I too, like JJ was shocked that the petulant, brooding man-boy O’Reilly found a human woman who would marry him. I imagined (briefly) what it must be like to live with someone who refuses to read the teleprompter on Inside Edition (not for tender ears): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_HyZ5aW76c
    or stabs people with an umbrella for entertainment.
    But then, the news is even worse, there are two children. Do you think they’ve ever been called pinheads? On his good days I mean.

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  6. Sam in Kyle says:

    The big question is who gets custody of the loofa?

    http://www.counterpunch.org/2004/11/27/what-happened-to-o-reilly-s-loofa/

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  7. Lorraine in Spring says:

    Money doesn’t buy you happiness, but it does afford you the ability to makes your ex’s life miserable until you get over yourself.

    She chose a regular guy – a public servant – over O’Reilly & his money. For him, that’s gotta leave a mark. I think she’s suffered enough. Poor thing.

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  8. maryelle says:

    This is a guy who has made a career out of hate, anger and character assassination. God bless that poor woman and those children.

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  9. Yuh know, underneath it all O’Reilly is a sap. Peevish, but a sap. Which he chose to be.

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  10. He and Limbaugh…ugly, ugly, ugly men — inside where it’s most important but I do admit I get a visual that involves a crane when Limbaugh’s name is used.

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  11. Oh dear lord. The little loofah thing. My sympathy to the soon to be former Mrs. O’reilly for ever being married to this jerk. On second thoughts that should be congratulation to Mrs. R. on the occasion of her divorce. Hope she has a good nasty lawyer.

    Hippie in the Hollar

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  12. Elise Von Holten says:

    Sam–I just got sick from reading the article–reminded me of an aggressive boss I had when I was 19, who thought I would enjoy keeping him company–Barf! Some males are so repulsive, I feel very sorry for the wife and children–maybe it’s Alzheimer’s–the men get mad and sometimes very horny
    It was not fun in the care homes I ran, when they would get stuck on an idea, like a terrier on a leg, a small statured woman would be attacked by these bozos

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  13. I’m not reading anything about O’Reilly, or by him. I’d rather keep my dinner down.

    Old but still good:

    What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? One’s a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other’s a dirigible.

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  14. Good one, Rhea!

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  15. It’s hard to see how the divorce can get nastier than the marriage must have been.

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