February 12, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Was there ever a doubt? Cruz is from Gohmert/Stockman country and Cornyn is just stupid.
1I plan on working hard to get rid of Cornyn this next go-around. I cannot stand that entitled smirk on his face. When you call to complain about something, or show support for Obama, you always talk to an underling and then, BAM, you get put on his email list, which assumes you are 10% in his corner.
2I meant 100%.
3No reason it has to be one OR the other…
4Didja ever notice that the guys most in favor of guns are the ones most in favor of violence against women?
Also, Marco Rubio voted against it on the SAME DAY he’s scheduled to give the Republican response to the SOTU.
Once upon a time a Southern Republican of color, considered to be a rising star in the GOP and potential Presidential candidate, delivered the official response to an Obama State of the Union and was never heard from again.
Rubio’s about to Jindalize his career.
5I wrote to Cornyn on several occasions and of course was added to his mailing list. Right after President Obama was elected he sent out this nasty email about the new president and SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG!!! I blasted him on that and had my name removed from his list.
6Let’s hope so – hopefully storm won’t cause a brain freeze on the east coast when it is broadcast
7Well, I’m shocked. Looks like Lamar Alexander and Bob Corker voted yes. Lamar is up for re-election in 2014 – sure hope we can find WOMAN to throw him out – Ashley Judd could beat him in Tennessee – people are sick of him, he won’t go away – Corker is a JERK, playing a moderate. Ashley can choose either Kentucky or Tennessee – she was a Democratic delegate from Tennessee at DNC in 2012. WE NEED WOMEN.
8Yeah, me too…. I wrote Cornyn several times, got on the email list… and did you notice…that when he sends you one of those lame responses to your email… a form letter, obviously… and get all indignant to the point that you are going to hit the button and blast him back…you notice that the return email address is “NO RESPONSE”, and it bounces back at you. What an jackass! Of course, Neugebauer does the same thing, and gee whiz… I figure we’re basically penpals at this point. I’ve written Cruz now a couple of times, haven’t heard a word from him either.
I am probably going to peeve some folks here, but Cornyn’s church still doesn’t allow women ministers, is very conservative on many levels. Cruz’s dad is a minister. Guess that’s where they both learned how to treat women.
9Here’s the URL if you want to see who all voted against the VAWA …
http://thinkprogress.org/health/2013/02/12/1556601/senate-passes-vawa-again/?mobile=nc
This has all the mugshots of the a-holes who voted against this.
10Didn’t you hear the latest?? VAWA steps on the constitutional rights of men and is BAD for them! You know, it’s not a crime anymore if we don’t enact the law???
I really really dont like Rethuglicans!
11Eykis, will flip you for Ashley, we need her here in Kentucky. Best 2 outta 3?
Someone (da Chipster? hint) needs to write the Demographic Polka. I will hum, sing (oh dear) or yodel it to every damn fool I work with or run into. The only thing that is helping here in Tea Bag Central is the fact that I can look at them and realize that by 2050 they will be a minority or dead. Either works for me. I think it’s beginning to sink in that they (R’s) are losing their base and are outnumbered. It scares the heck out of them, as well it should.
Hippie in the Hollar.
12Not surprised about our two Texas cretins. We need someone like Judd, but I think I’ll leave TN and Ky to argue over her. Do you think we could get Richards to come home? We are really a sinking ship.
13They’re just idiots.
14Yes, they hate women. Or at least they love Itchy Mitch more.
15A AggieLand Liz – where did you read that? You mean it’s a man’s constitutional right to abuse women?
16ohhhhhhh Lindy. (deep breath)
OOMpah oompah OOMpah oompah
Lotsa gals they like to say that they’re emancipated
And the folks that have The Gay claim their rights are equated
Folks that used to be enslaved all say that they’re entitled
Even those who are not saved all run their mouths unbridled
We don’t care or give a hoot about these special cases
We just care about our friends who all have pasty faces
Anyone who’s not a WASP to us is just a joke-a
We will play and sing and dance the Demographic Polka
(OOMpah oompah OOMpah oompah)
Anglos somos mas mejor que todos otros gente
We should just show them the door out of our Land of Plent-ay
Furriners who do not shower should not be so demanding
They will never take our power while we are gerrymanding
We don’t care or give a hoot about these special cases
We just care about our friends who all have pasty faces
Those of you who aren’t like us are just inferior folk-a
And so we whirl and jig and dance the Demographic Polka
(oompah x4)
Reality we give the boot it’s got a lib’ral bias
And if you think we will not shoot then come along and try us
We love America, our land, and aren’t afraid to show it
So if we ever lose command we’ll have to overthrow it.
We don’t care or give a hoot about these special cases
We just care about our friends who all have pasty faces
We don’t like or recognize the folks of other races
We just want to make it so they remain in their places
If we have to we will win with fire and mirrors and smoke-a
We just don’t get that we’ve lost the Demographic Polka.
(oompah oompah oompah oompah oompah oompah oompah)
17DaChipster, you da man.
18Rock on, DaChipster!
Guess I need to fire some more emails at Corny-n. (“n” stands for nil – or maybe numbskull – or maybe nuisance) Lost my nerve after, a year or two ago, I wrote him about something I was against (it’s always something, as Roseann Roseannadanna used to say) and got back a slimy letter thanking me for my approval. Felt violated – the thought that I would agree with him on anything – ugh.
19I’d pay for that download!
20Hey Chipster— I’m a composer and wrote the music for “Campaign Finance Shame” (on youtube). Feel like I could really spread my talents with your little polka. Let me know if you want some music!
21Dianne
I’ve seen Cornyn- in Bermuda shorts! With his sour-puss missus. And his blinding, snow white, dumpy legs. I’m pretty sure he’s not a wife-beater. She wears the pants in that family.
John Cornyn is just a Miss Havisham, er, I mean, Mitch McConnell sycophant. A box turtle without a clue.
22Got bless you da Chipster!! The caterwauling you hear in northern Kentucky is me practicing.
Lindy the Hippie in da Hollar.
23@Lindy @daChipster
Lindy, what we NEED in Tennessee is a woman who is terrific with words ala Nina Turner of Ohio – and yes, Chipster, please give us lyrics~
24‘Preciate the offer Dianne, but I’m not that invested in making it much better than the music that was in my head:
1st/3d lines of verse:
CCCE GGGE FF ED EG
2nd/4th lines of verse
CCCE GGGE FF ED EC
first 3 lines of refrain
AA FF GG EE FF ED EG
Lag the first syllable of the penultimate line of each refrain (dotted quarter note)
“Aaaa nyone…”
“Thoooose ofyou…”
Last line of refrain
25AA FF GG EE DFED EC
we will | play and | laugh and| sing the | Demographic | Polka
Cruz and Cornyn are a more disgusting pair than Hutchinson and Cornyn, and I didn’t really think that was possible. How wrong I was. As in the old folktale–it can always get worse.
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