Heads Up: Defying All Evidence to the Contrary, Mississippi Does Have a Book
Republican State Representative Tom Miles says that since Mississippi has a state flower, a state motto, and a state bird, it should have a state book.
Needless to say, Tom Miles believes that book should be the Bible.
I can buy a ticket for that train just so long Mississippi also has a state tool. And that state tool should be Tom Miles. Amen.
Here’s Tom with a friend at the state capitol. Tom swears he’s a distant cousin of Elvis. Hell, son, everybody in Mississippi is a distant cousin of somedamnbody, most probably each other.
Thanks to AlanInAustin for the heads up.