I’m babysitting a cute little boy for a couple of days but he’s busy with his Avengers sticker book and Sponge Bob coloring book right now so I have time to tell you a coupe of things.

I plan on doing this more often so just get your butt used to it.

First thing, an Assistant Attorney General in Texas just made an enormous nincompoop of himself.

WASHINGTON — A deputy Texas attorney general called Simone Biles a “selfish, childish national embarrassment” in a tweet as some Texas conservatives have piled on the Olympic gymnast for pulling herself out of events this week.

Okay, take a deep breath.  Here’s a guy working for a man who is an indicted felon who is doing all he can to keep from going to trial because he’s guilty as thunder.  And, his boss spent January 6th with Donald Trump, offering legal advice.  And, earlier this year the entire upper management of the Texas Attorney General’s office walked off the job because Paxton continues to violate the law and the trust of the people of Texas to enrich himself and his friends.

And he’s going to call someone else a national embarrassment? Oh, that’s cute. It’s a game, Butthead. Biles is a young woman playing a game. Ken Paxton is a grownass man destroying people’s lives, and even gleefully watching them die.  Get the hell off my internet, idiot.

Which bring us to … we had a special election in Texas to replace a dead congressman. He was the kind of congressman who most people never even noticed that he died.

Trump took great interest in race.  When it started looking close in the runoff between two Republicans, Trump endorsed the congressman’s wife, Susan Wright. When it started looking like the race was going to be close, Trump dumped $350,000 into the race, most of it in the last week of the campaign, to win it.

Oops.

The unexpected loser in Tuesday’s special Texas congressional election was Susan Wright, the widow of the North Texas district’s previous Republican representative. But the bigger loser may have been former President Donald Trump.

At a time that Trump is pressuring Republicans to follow his leadership, the defeat of the candidate he strongly backed in a friendly Texas district raises questions about his political clout outside the GOP, in the broader electorate.

That was the Dallas Morning News.

I’m sure Trump will say that they stole it from him because that’s just the kind of loser ninnybaby he is.