Heads Up UPDATED
My email has been down since yesterday afternoon, so if you’re trying to contact me – even by Tell Juanita – it ain’t happening. You might try smoke signals, texting (if you have my phone number), a Facebook message, or writing it on the back of a twenty dollar bill and leaving it on my doorstep.
If it’s not back up by this afternoon, I’m giving you the phone number to my service provider, where you can expend your pre-holidays grumpiness.
UPDATED: the threats worked. Email is back.