I think its cute when Texas politicians think that the entire country isn’t kinda giggling at Texas’s prospects of ever returning to the White House.

First there was failed one-term Bush.  Next came oh my God what the hell is he doing Bush, who almost single handedly destroyed America by choking on the flag and burning some popcorn or something.  Then came doofus Governor oops.

Now we have commie counting Ted Cruz dragging his tent to Iowa, leaving us in Texas hoping that they have poisonous snakes in Iowa campgrounds.

I want to make it real clear that I’m not saying that Rick Perry is gay.  I’m not saying that because Glen Maxey already did.  I am also not saying that maybe Ted Cruz is going to Iowa to follow Rick because there might be a crush involved here.  I’m not saying that because … oh hell, everybody else is.

However, if those two fellas get into a spat there will be slappin’ and spittin’ all the way to Ohio.

Anyway, Cruz didn’t have a welcoming party in Iowa.

Some local Republicans went all goofy, saying that we damn liberal don’t respect personal property.

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You mean personal property like vaginas and uterus?

And, hey, I’m not sure of Ted Cruz and Rick Perry being in Iowa caused this, but I’m sure it didn’t help.  I couldn’t stay sober with those two around either.

Thanks to Dave for the heads up.