He Just Wants To Say SEX a Whole Lot

May 18, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, who is under indictment for about 20 different felonies and is a real sinker, has gone all sex sex sex over the gender neutral bathrooms thing.

ken-paxton-mugFirst off, I do not want my kids to go to any of the bathrooms with Ken Paxton. I don’t trust the guy. He’s creepy.

Paxton got semi-famous because his wife goes around to Republican meetings singing, “I’m a pistol packing momma and my husband sues Obama,” which sounds vaguely threatening to me and totally goofy. You can hear it here but I’m warning you, it’s not music, it’s noise.

Anyway, before I forget where I’m going here, Paxton is a’blaze with indignation that President Obama says we should be respectful of our neighbors.  That must be something out of that Muslim stuff because Christians like Ken Paxton say it’s okay to love America but hate Americans.

Anyway, Texas stands to lose again.  Our Governor, our Lt. Gov., and our Attorney General all three say we ain’t gonna let people decide what gender they are because people like them would lie to to see women peepee.  Or that creepy people would hang out in bathrooms looking to do dirty stuff, you know, like Republican politicians.

It stands to reason that since apparently Republican politicians have raunchy ideas and deeds, that maybe we could just bar them from using any public bathrooms.

If Texas Republicans decide that they want to dig in their heels, which seems likely because they are mostly heels, we lose $6 billion in federal funding.  But, look, people dying because we don’t accept our Medicaid funds from the federal government doesn’t bother Republicans, so you think ignorant kids will bother them?

Sumbitches.

 

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0 Comments to “He Just Wants To Say SEX a Whole Lot”


  1. Yeeegawds! Add to all that his reaction to the Syrian refugees and how he interprets federal law. Nemmind what the damn courts say. Its his way or the highway!

    Gotta say this. I’ve seen old wanted posters from way way back with bad guys exhibiting that strange smirk he has. This is usually a genetic thing. How the hell many grand-daddies did he have?

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  2. I am over 60 years old. I have not heard this much talk about bathrooms on a regular basis since my Mommy potty trained me in the 1950’s.

    Republicans, you are not my Mommy. I do not need to be potty trained… again, especially by the likes of governors, legislatures, and Texas Attorney Generals.

    Now if you’re doing it to distract the public from what’s floating in the Republican Primary (Trump), that I can understand.

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  3. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    The snacilbupeR have crossed the gender line as an extension of their War on Women.

    http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/05/18/urinals-and-stalls-as-the-new-battleground-could-the-problem-of-the-21st-century-be-the-gender-line/

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  4. I can’t even apologize for wanting to get out of Texas as fast as I can.. republicans make this state an unbearable hellhole of ignorance and bigotry.

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  5. You guyz are being so short-sighted at this latest attempt by snacilbupeR to improve our economy with full employment. I betcha if this was a nacilbupeR administration, the Dept of Labor would have already made a SIC code for “Pecker checker”, including Apprentice, Journeyman, and Master. I am disappointed at your lack of appreciation for our fatherless nacilbupeR brothers and sisters and their never-married mothers.

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  6. First they let their misogyny shine, and when that did not hurt the party, they unleashed their racism. With the Trump validating that for all the GOPers, the perverts think their time has come. Why else would so many Republicans be “concerned” about other peoples genitalia and what they do in the bathroom?
    Denny Hastert was not a one time GOP problem.

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  7. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Micr my Commie Comrade, “Apprentice, Journeyman, and Master” – way too uniony sounding for the snacibupeR.

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  8. innerlooper says:

    PKM … i was about to say about the same thing as an ex-boilermaker.

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  9. TrulyTexan says:

    This way they can finally defund public education and blame Obama at the same time.

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  10. e platypus onion says:

    Paxton looks as if his mule girlfriend kicked him in the face for some off-color comment he made about her mule butt. Might still have her horseshoe embedded in there. Prolly makes him hear space aliens jabbering on the radio.

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  11. Pancho Sanza says:

    Losing School funding and a huge Zika outbreak only helps republicans, as they do better around smaller brains with less in them.

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  12. e platypus onion says:

    If dumbass Perry had held a prayer crusade for rain and got the state flooded a couple times, there wouldn’t be any where for mosquitoes to spawn except rich people’s swimming pools. Payback is fun to contemplate.

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  13. @pkm

    Comrade yes. And I Love your alliteration and all but a Commie I’m not. More of a Scandinavian socialist, esp with regard to cradle to grave health care. Private companies making profits on the unhealthiness or bad luck of their fellows is the epitome of “immoral”.

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  14. e platypus onion says:

    PKM- your counterpunch link has been distributed and well received. You are better paid and welcome.

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  15. charles r. phillips says:

    Gotta say, what we need is a national crisis that requires reality-based thinking, or we’re never getting these yo-yos off the stump and back in the preserve.

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  16. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Micr? We’re not Commies? But my nacilbupeR neighbor said we were. Not profiting from misery is an ungodly communist principle and all part of that public education plot. 😉

    e platypus onion, thanks man! Did you tell CounterPunch that my cut should go to my SuperPac? The fight against being Koched and Shelled is a thirsty battle. ALEC legislation like that grit Paxton is selling is like sandpaper to the throat after a day in the desert.

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  17. Innerlooper, I’m an ex boilermaker, too, but I was never able to join the union. I tried. I worked in Houston and San Antonio in the 70’s.

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  18. e platypus onion says:

    PKM-that conversation never came up.:)

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  19. maryelle says:

    Paxton may have been afflicted with something called Bell’s palsy. The droopy eyelid on the same side as the mouth looks like what happened to me when I had it, but fortunately I recovered and the droopy side perked back up.
    Can’t blame his idiocy on that though. It’s not listed as a symptom. His wife is another story.

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  20. Mark Schlemmer says:

    The very serious issue that is not being discussed with this Zika outbreak is the many restrictions on abortions, particularly in southern states, will make it harder than ever if a woman has confirmed that she has a fetus that has contracted microchephaly (spelling??) and if forced by law to bring this child into the world the financial and moral considerations when so much of our healthcare money is diverted to caring for these babies/children and the care that others won’t receive. This needs to be discussed now, not when hundreds to thousands of affected babies are born.

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  21. Mark Schlemmer says:

    microcephaly = correct spelling.

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