He Got Elected Mayor, Y’all.
I am very thankful for Carl. He looks for dirty things all over the internet so we don’t have to.
Hudson mayor thinks ice fishing leads to prostitution! Put your poles away boys!*
*Same guy who thinks creative writing classes are child pornography. pic.twitter.com/9N0R2tVri6
— Amanda Weinstein (@ProfWeinstein) February 9, 2022
Honey, if it’s too cold to fish, it’s too cold to take your pecker for a ride on the nickel train.
I love the part where he’s sincerely taken back that everybody isn’t following his line of thinking.
HAHAHA!!!! You can actually hear jaws dropping to the floor!
1Never had sexxxy time in an ice shanty, huh? You haven’t truly lived then yet my friend…
2Th guy on his left is thinking, “Is this a joke? Should I laugh? I better not laugh.”
3… and if you pay the prostitutes in fish caught by the ice fisherman, that’s unreported, untaxed income. Just another thing to consider when we’re balancing the city budget.
4He’s got people fooled. Usually when people talk of such things, they are actually talking about themselves from experience they’ve hidden. Kind of like jr falwell acting all righteous when of course we know what he was really like now.
5That guy is ridiculous! None of my prostitute friends would work in an ice shanty. Maybe he’s confusing hooks with hookers.
6Hahaha! I needed that!
7A pool table, don’t you understand?
8Friend, either you’re closing your eyes
To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of a pool table in your community
Well, ya got trouble my friend, right here
I say, trouble right in River City
“Shrinkage happens.” George Castanza
9Wait… what?
10I find it strange that he thinks(?) prostitution is naughty or something.
A prostitute sells body & skills for money.
OK.
SO DOES EVERYONE!! A dimwit mayor sells his body and skills(?) for money to run a city badly.
11A prostitute affects 1 or 3 people only. The dimwit mayor affects the entire city of thousands…which should be under control of law???
I think they should also have qualification tests for the mayor job as the voters sure aint smart enough to determine who is qualified!!
Hudson mayor, being a silly tart, ………….
12Sometimes I stand in my little tiny blue hamlet here in Ohio
13and weep.
Apologies for asking but I thought someone here might know where Yellowdog Granny has gone?
14But if you put an ice shanty out there so that it’s not too cold to fish… just sayin’.
Ice makes for a very slippery slope.
15Brian, we all really hope you’re not associating Yellowdog Granny with the rampant ice-fishing prostitution industry?
My limited experience with ice fishing is that it’s definitely associated with the consumption of beer. Lots of beer. That, and it helps preserve marriages – generally it’s married men off with their buddies, and their wives are glad to get them out of the house for a day.
Has this mayor explained his alleged reasoning for his claim? Or is it the result of huffing ether before the meeting? [Those who have read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas know the kind of ether-induced muttering Hunter Thompson described.]
16In Ohio, they call ’em cold comfort women.
17AQs if ice fishing climes would not cause maximum shrinkitude.
18Harry – please tell me they were all raised on Cold Comfort Farm (one of my favorite movies).
19OK. Some ‘splaining to do here. He only wishes, understand? And it also sounds like he is pouting cuz he just can’t get any, and I don’t mean fish.
20I’d like to see a picture of someone ice fishing with a fake fur rug ringing the spot. You could go cheaper and throw a small strip of rug down and call it a Brazilian.
It’s not the first idiotic comment he has made, his is a ceremonial position in a white flight suburb near Cleveland.
21Day late, dollar short, but the guy resigned today: https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2022/02/14/hudson-ohio-mayor-craig-shubert-resigns-ice-fishing-prostitution-school-board/6783783001/
Of course, it’s all our fault for misunderstanding him, and failing to appreciate his humor:
“My comments at Tuesday’s workshop were made out of concern for our community; what could become of unintended consequences of new legislation, based on my prior television news reporting experience,” Shubert wrote. “My attempt to inject a bit of dry humor to make a point about this, in the midst of a cold, snowy February, was grossly misunderstood.” And: “My role as a change agent is complete.”
Dang, I was looking forward to his future oracular statements.
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