And let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Marco Rubio is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make New Hampshire more like the rest of the hateful states.

In New Hampshire yesterday, Marco Rubio got his automatically repeating butt confronted by a happily married man who owns a nice restaurant, has three children, and is registered as an Independent. To Rubio’s chagrin, the man, Timothy Kierstead, is married to a man. Kierstead asked Rubio, “Why do you want to put me back in the closet?”

“I don’t,” Mr. Rubio replied. “You can live any way you want.”

You know, except married, and any of the benefits attached thereto because you’re not worthy.

But that wasn’t the funnest moment of the day.

Sexuality, it seems, was a recurring theme during Mr. Rubio’s visit to the diner. A different patron in the same restaurant, a 92-year-old woman, asked Mr. Rubio about the personal life of Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina.

“He’s a bachelor, right?” the woman asked.

“He is,” Mr. Rubio said.

Then she asked, “Is he gay?”

Mr. Rubio chuckled. “No,” he replied.

And let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Lindsey Graham doesn’t know what he’s doing. Lindsey Graham knows exactly what he’s doing. Lindsey Graham is undertaking a systematic effort to change this country, to make this country totally blind to stuff.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.