Have a Drink, Rick.
Okay, let me start this by saying that Rick Perry is not gay. Not at all. Not even a little bit. Not gay. Rick = no gay. Nada gayito.
He was asked yesterday about the Texas Republican Party’s platform wanting reparative therapy for gay people because, obviously, they need repairing.
(Reuters) – Texas Governor Rick Perry, seen as a potential Republican presidential candidate in the 2016 election, compared homosexuality to alcoholism in remarks in San Francisco.
“I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that,” Perry said in remarks broadcast on the local CBS affiliate. “And I look at the homosexual issue in the same way.”
A few people in the audience gasped in response, according to the CBS report.
Yeah, just say no. You know, it worked so well with the drug thing that it just has to work with The Gay. Hell, that doesn’t even work with alcoholism.
Rick, dude, take off your not gay cowboy hat and put on your thinking cap: you were in San Francisco. Even the most conservative Republican in the entire city believes gay is okay.
Reminder: Rick Perry is not gay.
Thanks to everybody and Aunt Mildred for the heads up. I love you guys.
Methinks he doth protest too much. That, or
1he’s got shares in “Straight Shootin”, his version of gay reparative therapy. Better dead than gay.
Does TX have a genetic coding problem? Who do I see in Mexico about getting them to think about taking it back? After all, it was part of Mexico before it wasn’t and then proceeded to go ‘off the rails’. Geez.
2OMG too funny Juanita – Nada Gayito has me chuckling every time I think of it. Perry he is an idiot in the 1st degree. Going to San Francisco and talking about being gay is like being an alcoholic. Hahaha!
3Rick Perry is G.A.Y. Grievously Asinine Yahoo.
4Those glasses just aren’t fooling anybody. Coming in fourth in the Texas Republican convention straw poll is a pretty clear sign.
5Did ya see him tooling around in a Tesla out there? With those cool sunglasses? He wants Tesla to move the manufacturing to Texas.
What does his Big Oil friends think about that? Conflict of interests or greed is good?
Nada Gayito….lmao….
6I get it . . . Perry has been choosing not to be gay” all this time.”
7That picture of Perry and the one of Cornyn in his frilly leather jacket, really bring the gay out in both of them!
8Sure wish someone would post the picture of Cornyn in that jacket so I could save it!
Is this the one? https://juanitajean.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cornynfringe.jpg
9Forehead meet palm…
Ricky, Ricky – you are undeniably in denial.
Now be a good lemming….
10That’s the one! Thank’s a lot!
11would have been better if it was distributed by (Neuters)
12Aargh. Y’all done said it all.
13It sounds like Rick is already punishing the whiskey supply. Did anyone ask him if he could remember three things?
14I may have the genetic coding that I’m inclined to be hazel-eyed, but I have the desire not to be that…
15Oh my! I thought that picture was an ad for restarting the Village People!
16Is there any truth to the report that before the picture was taken Rick asked the photographer if he thought the chaps made his butt look big?
17Governor Nada Gayito certainly looks like a poster boy for the IGRA.
18pRick actually knows where he is? Wow! Hell just turned into a hockey rink!
19Yep, he’s a smart one all right. So do ya’ think he’s more of an expert on homosexuality or on alcoholism?
20That’s what happens when you trade your smart glasses for your cool glasses.
21maggie, Rubymay, Ray in Jerrytown, “two fer three Smuck Perry,” stumbled last time out of the gate. He’s #4 among the Tex-Weirdos. Ricky Rotate needs to enjoy his bourbon in his own home, stay away from microphones, and with luck, enjoy some of that Dubya luck that allows criminals to escape prosecution.
“Two, I forget the third, sound more like a pot smoker, but then again, I’m good with his alcohol abuse, for whatever reason.”
Whacked politicians, crazier supporters of the same; sorry to the Wrong Wing. Time to heavily invest in quarters for to take care of you. Wish the digs could be better, but we have bigger responsibilities after your 2 off budget wars. We the people will take care of the disabled Veterans you created, and fear not, if the .01 pay some taxes, we’ll help.
22MaYBe they could lock him up in the apartment up in the top of the Texas Capitol for his retirement and send his buddies up to play dominoes with him.
23Am I the only one scratching my head about him targeting Tesla, when we won’t let them sell here in TX? Why would they build a factory here if they can’t sell their cars here?
24Let’s see: I’m lesbian and I don’t drink. What does that to to his illogic?
25Corinne Sabo, illogics like Perry have no problems with lesbians. Delusional idiots actually think they have a shot at their favorite fantasy. As if …..
MY SIL and her wife are amazingly funny and could be stand up comedians for some of the crazy RW mansplaining they have encountered. They told one guy, “if you are the solution, then you should understand our choice.”
26Did Perry just admit that he is, in fact, an alcoholic? Was this already known?
27With that comment Perry ended his chances to ever be presidents. Thank God
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