Happy Birthday, Momma
Momma is having her 87th birthday today. We’re having a party here at the beauty salon with her daughter, her daughter-in-laws, her granddaughters and her granddaughters-in-law and her great granddaughters. It’s going to be a fiesta of Aqua Net, shiny, and oooohhhs. Everybody has arrived in town early for Christmas to celebrate Momma.
So, y’all keep up with things until this evening. If the world ends for you people on the East Coast, give me a heads up so I can have an extra Margarita. And if Sweet Jesus comes back, send him over to to Momma’s party. He’d feel right at home with Momma. But if that mean hateful vindictive Jesus comes back, send him on over, too, so I can read the new testament to him.
Momma with my niece opening birthday presents.
Happy Birthday, Momma!
1The hateful Jesus seems mostly to be an acquaintance of mean spirited folks and not likely to put in an appearance at Momma’s party. And as it is the season, the One who would come may be best described in the carol, O Come, O Come Emmanuel:
O come Desire of Nations, bind
All peoples in one heart and mind
Bid envy, strife, and quarrels cease
Fill the whole world with heaven’s peace.
Happy birthday Momma! And Merry Christmas Momma, JJ. Bubba, all the folks who post so much good stuff here, President Obama, and the whole world including Rick Perry, John Boehner and Grover Norquist, bless their frustrated little hearts!
2Good food, good wine, good friends, great party. Happy Birthday, Momma!
3If Sweet Jesus comes back, listen for the trumpets heralding his return!! I don’t know if it will sound like a mariachi band or not … no mention of that in the Bible describing His return!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Momma, from Colorado! Enjoy the festivities!!
4From deep in chilly Mississippi…Happy birthday, Momma! (And you too, JJ & Bubba.)
And remember, y’all – be kind. It works wonders.
5God bless Momma, and God bless us, every one.
6Happy Birthday to Momma!!!!
Also a Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!
My son is coming home for Christmas.
We thought we would be by ourselves.
We just came home from food shopping so the world better not end!!!
7Here’s one more big ol’ “Happy Birthday, Momma!”
And, Mz. JJ, I hope that you and your family all have a wonderful Christmas and a blessed new year.
(I know that I feel blessed every time I tune into this great lil’ ol’ beauty salon here.)
8Happy Birthday, Momma! Christmas blessings on all the beauty in the Beauty Shop! And eat the ice cream first, just in case.
9A very happy Birthday to your Momma.
10My own mother turned 87 in August and I’m going to call her right now. She still worries about me; asked if I was going to be OK money-wise when I talked to her December 1, the first day of my retirement. That’s my mother!
Happy Birthday, Momma! You’re still a pup, compared to my Godmother who turns 97 today!
11Oh, and if Wayne La Pierre shows up at the party, escort him out at gunpoint!
12Happy Birthday, Momma! We are all so grateful for the watchful eye you keep on all of us!
Merry Christmas!
13Happy Birthday, Momma, from cold rainy Boston.
14Happy Birthday and Happy Holidays to all y’all from Spring!
15Happy Birthday to Momma from WA! Have a shiny sparkly day!
16Happy Birthday, Momma, from right nippy N Florida. 29 tonite! Yikes!
17Happy Birthday, and thanks for making us watch our discourse here, Momma and JJ! We do keep it clean!
18Happy Birthday Momma! Thanks for sharing your lovely witty fun daughter with us – someone upthread wisely reminded us that kindness works wonders, and so does humor! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to each and every one who posts here and helps me keep my sanity, educates me some, and helps me gain a little perspective as well! Love and hugs to all of you!
19Happy Birthday Momma!!! I hope y’all are having just the bestest day.
20Happy, Happy Birthday, Momma! We try to stay nice to keep in your good graces. You’re like a Good Angel, watching over a group of unruly children, and it seems to work on us. Merry Christmas and I hope you have a healthy and wonderful 2013.
21Happy birthday, Momma and thank you for sharing your daughter with us. She’s the bubbles in our champagne.
22Big HUGS & happy birthday to Mama from Georgia!
JJ: Can your Mama become our Godmother, too?
Hugs ~ Moms
23Many happy returns, Momma. Peace, love and maple syrup from us here in Vermont.
24Happy Birthday, Momma from PA!
25Happy, Happy Birthday Momma! It’s Juanita Jean’s fault that you have so many kids now!!!
26Hugs and Kisses from us all!!!
Give Mama a big ol hug from us in Kentucky.
27Either the world didn’t end or I’ve been gone and living in heaven for a long time now.
Happy Birthday, Momma.
28Happy Birthday, Momma! Thanks so much for Juanita Jean!!
29Happy Birthday, Momma! Hope y’all are sitting around painting your toenails.
30Love and hugs, Marge
Happy Birthday Momma! Have a pedi for me.
31Happy birthday and don’t worry about that “mean hateful Jesus” coming back. I don’t think the “mean hateful Jesus” was ever here to begin with; he only lives in TEA Partier’s hearts.
32Happy Birthday, Mama! And may there be many more, all in good health.
Big hug to you and the folks at the WMD(BS).
33MMM- Many More Momma
34Hey Momma! I hope you have a whole weekend full of birthday fun! (And Merry Christmas, too, to you and all your fambly.)
35Happy birthday a wee bit late but heartfelt
36anyhow !
Happy Birthday to a woman who has given us and me someone that I feel so privileged to have in my life–being an expensive dyed blonde is the best thing that ever happened to me, thank goodness for the beauty salon!
37Beautiful ladies and I must say, I think your Mama raised you right.
38Happy birthday, momma! (don’t reckon you have a Facebook page to deface with the gratuitous well-wishes, so this’ll do)
39Happy belated Birthday, Momma. We celebrated yesterday in your honor without even knowing it. Hope it went well and everyone minded their Ps and Qs (and Fs, Ss, and Us.) I think you should be going for at least 174.
40Thanks Momma, Now I can see where she gets her looks and brains from LOL.
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