Handy Guide To Knowing When Trump is On Script
My friend Pam called me this morning expressing fear that Donald is now following script because he talked about how much business acumen he has. But, he pronounced it a-cumin. Long a, and then the spice we add to chili.
It’s a word he’s never heard before.
Let me just add this hint: if you can’t pronounce it, you can’t be it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekEKVD0ISJE
No wonder he doesn’t stay on script. He can’t pronounce the big words.
Thanks to Sweet Pam for the heads up.
I’ve said for years… English should be the official language of the U.S…. just as soon as we all learn it.
(I’m sorry, but this post just made me giggle. “Classy”, “billionaire”, can’t pronounce acumen…)
1Well, now, there’s another category here. Someone said that you could tell people who were largely self-educated, or read a lot outside their schooling, because they have large vocabularies but pronounce things incorrectly. I happen to fall into that category myself.
Trump mispronounces because he’s an asshat who didn’t pay attention and still doesn’t pay attention to anybody but himself.
2We could parse Donnie’s sentence structure, too, if he ever actually spoke in complete sentences. I don’t want to see his college transcripts. I want to see how much Fred was forced to donate to buy Donnie’s diploma. It might be fun to run one of Donnie’s ‘speeches’ through instant translator as a challenge to technology.
3I can speak several languages. Texan, southern, cajun, American and a little bit of Spanish.
4I majored in Cognitive Dissonance, and I understand Donald Trump’s speech perfectly. I just don’t get the meaning of the words.
5You know, the people who write his teleprompter speeches really should take the time to sit down with him and go through them pronouncing all words of more than one syllable for him.
Omg, what am I saying? Get The Donald to concentrate on something other than a mirror? My bad. OK, forget I said anything.
6I don’t understand anyone trying to make Don the Con come across better or smarter … stop it immediately if not sooner!!
7The U. of Pennsylvania must be cringing plus practicing wringing his neck! Y’all remember the letter written by some alums not too long ago about DJT not being representative of the best the school had to offer? Well, I think its time for another letter, better yet a disclaimer from the English Department!
8He says Fiy-Doucheary, too.
9Fly-Douchery? Giggling. Just remember we were stuck for eight dreary years with a president who said “nucular” and rode his bike while Cheney did very bad things to the world.
10Please, please just. Banish him. Now. To maybe a nice warm island with carnivorous animals. And a good vet when they become ill.
11Tilphousia, how about the Jurassic Park island? With lots of cameras so we can watch his hair fly off when he runs and the orange makeup stream down his ugly faces as he sweats.
12Might I Bring up a time from my misspent youth, He reminds me of A few coked out nights siting a dorm room every one talking too fast to under stand. And not staying on any subject, long enough to make any sense. But we were sure we were right. Some of us grew up. I remember That time with both fondest and shame.
13Now I am going away to do my breakfast, later than having my breakfast coming again to
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