George Zimmerman saw a painting on Ebay selling for over $120,000 and decided that, “Hell, I can do that crap.”

So, he did.  Let there be crap.

Sure ’nuff, this crap sold for more than $100,000 on Ebay.

But apparently, George didn’t know any other words to the pledge of allegiance, so his art career took a nosedive.

However, he has found even more ironic employment.

According to a DeLand police report, George Zimmerman has found work as a security guard at Pompano Pats in DeLand.

Pompano Pats is a locally owned store on South Woodland Boulevard that sells firearms, ammunition and motorcycles.

The report stated that the owner of the business asked Zimmerman to guard the store due to a recent burglary.

Oh crap.  I hope he’s not being paid in samples.

Look at this this way – there’s a new pathway to be a successful artist:  cut off your ear or shoot a defenseless kid in the back.

Thanks to Chloe Bear for the heads up.