I have been without email since 8:11 am, when an email from Wolferman’s Bakery announcing their 30% off sale was my last contact with the cyber world.

I called my email server.  They said they were “working on it.”  It is now 4:00 pm.

I think they were lying.  I think they took me off the Wolferman’s Bakery email list just to toy with me and are sitting around smoking cigars and reading my email.  That’s what I think.

I have a gmail account for emergencies such as this.  Tomorrow is my absolute deadline for one of my paying jobs.  I won’t get fired or anything if I miss it but it’s a monthly magazine and some people will get their feelings hurt.  People I like.

It won’t do you any good to have my gmail account because I only use it when my domain email goes down, which thankfully, really isn’t that often.  But when it does, it can be down for 2 or 3 days.

I’d quit emailing me because they tend to lose them when the server is down.

More rain is coming even though we are flooding in Texas.  God is messin’ with Rick Perry.