Greg Abbott is the Texas Attorney General who wants to be Governor.

He likes suing the Obama administration.  You know, for fun.  And since all the deadbeat dads have paid their child support and there’s no public corruption, mortgage fraud, human trafficking, cybercrimes or medicare fraud happening in Texas, he’s sued the federal government over two dozen times.

And he’s convinced that there is massive voter fraud going on in Texas in minority communities.  And his office stands ready and willing to invade your privacy to prove it.

In 2006, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott, charged with upholding the law, deployed his office in an “investigation” to prove voter fraud that was dubbed a “wild goose chase.” It was during this “investigation” that an elderly woman said in a sworn statement that two investigators from Greg Abbott’s office were peeking in her bathroom window.

Sixty nine year old Gloria Meeks of Fort Worth was stepping out of her shower to discover two investigators from the attorney general’s office looking in her bathroom window.  She was buck nakkid and screamed her fool head off, which seems very appropriate to me.

The investigators admitted that they did look in the bathroom window but defended it by saying that they thought it was a kitchen window. Which, you know, makes it so much better.

Ms. Meeks was being investigated because she helped some elderly and disabled people vote.  All of them were eligible and everything was on the up and up.

And this is why we cannot let Greg Abbott be Governor.  I do not want his investigators peeking in my windows for any damn reason.  I think they’re a bunch f Republican perverts.

Thanks to John for the heads up.