Grab a Pencil and Figure This

November 18, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Trump University settled the lawsuit (the only person who didn’t actually see that coming is Stevie Wonder) for $25,000,000.

There are 6,000 victims.

The lawyers take 40% off the top.  That leaves $15,000,000 divided by 6,000 … carry the 2, subtract the discounted settlement, add some gall and you have — ta da! $2,500 a person.

Trump tried to put the case off until after the inauguration citing the “critical and all-consuming” work the president-elect has to do before he takes office in January.

Yeah, like look up the phone numbers of the biggest racists in the country and offer them a job.

Once again, Trump crews the little guy and gets away with it.

 

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  1. He has so much to do he’s taking a victory tour of the red states. Wish I were that busy.

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  2. Aggieland Liz says:

    Do you suppose he’ll settle the rape case too?

    I’m back y’all. (I tried to leave the Catholic Church once and couldn’t do that either.). I’ve spent 10 days in the gloom, but I can’t live there, so humor will have to be the antidote. It seems that most of the people who post here are kind and decent. It grieves me to say so, but I find more of that here than I do at the church most of the time, holding Papa Francis excluded. I find a great deal of it in my work life too, and that is a bit surprising, because most of my clients probably voted for Mr Trump. I would say the split is about 40-60 Ds to Rs.

    Primo, I think people lied because they were ashamed to admit that they really DID like what Mr Trump said, and that’s why the data was bad.

    Bienvenido El Jefe, estoy muy encantada te has unido a nosotros! (I have visited your website a few times)

    Dear e-p-onion, my sweetheart read me your comment and I cried. (I’ve been crying a lot; the election was the last straw after a long hard struggle) You are very kind! I hope I will get to meet you sometime and give you a hug; I’ll bring beer or wine too, whichever you prefer!

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  3. Aggieland Liz, glad to see you’re back!

    As far as I know the rape case was dropped. The victim was too afraid to keep going because of the death threats she kept getting. I believe it was a civil case, not criminal, alas. I’d love to see the SOB behind bars.

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  4. And once again Donnie demonstrates how he plans to handle our debt. Nation states and multinational banks can just make do with what Donnie decides to give em. I mean, what’s the worst that could happen?

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  5. e platypus onion says:

    Aggieland Liz- welcome back. Old habits are hard to break. I like hugs, most of which come through emails. And I don’t drink, not that I can’t-I just prefer not to. Water Tap water excluded.

    I am so fricking mad at this abomination and the rules already broken I could eat nails.

    Again-welcome back, my friend. :))

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  6. There is some conflicting reporting re: Lawyers Fees, see
    http://money.cnn.com/2016/11/18/news/trump-university-settlement/index.html

    However, if these Lawyers were working contingency (likely) they most probably billed the clients for Costs which can be substantial.

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  7. And now, even though we never signed up, and didn’t pay tuition, we’re all going to get taught a lesson from Trump sans University.

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  8. Chloe Bear says:

    Do the plaintiffs have to agree to the settlement?

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  9. e platypus onion says:

    The $25 million settlement agreement would include roughly $4 million to resolve Schneiderman’s claims, the source said. Lawyers for the students were not planning to seek attorneys fees, but reimbursement for costs.(from Fortune Magazine)

    The Mex judge that hates Drumpf has to approve the deal. Maybe he will tack on 100 million in punitive damages for Drumpf’s mouth.

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  10. epo–We can only hope that judge has the good sense to nail the snake oil man.

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  11. e platypus onion says:

    According to the WSJ, the plaintiffs lawyers agreed to 1 million dollars for expenses and no attorney fees. NY gets 4 mil. lawyers get 1 mil that leaves 20 mil for the plaintiffs if judge agrees to settlement.

    Of course Drumpf does not have to admit guilt as per usual. He is free to lie about his benevolence in handing out his own money to greedy nobodies. Except I doubt any of the money will be his, as per usual.

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  12. e platypus onion says:

    I think the court will say the plaintiffs agreed to settlement through their lawyers, Chloe Bear.

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  13. AGGIELAND!!!

    You da man!

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  14. Chloe Bear says:

    Thank you e platypus.

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  15. “Do the plaintiffs have to agree to the settlement?”

    yes they do. their attorneys are supposed to advise them whether or not they should accept the offer, based on a good faith determination of “hazards of litigation”. in other words, what are the odds they do better/worse, taking the case to a jury? I would assume, if this is actually a done deal (and the judge has to sign off on it as well), that plaintiff’s attorneys figured this is probably the best they’re going to get.

    there is some (legitimate) concern that a jury might not find the plaintiffs any more empathetic than the respondent; all of them were greedy, Trump just got their money first.

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  16. Aggieland Liz says:

    You all are AWESOME! I have missed this community; one of my very dear friends says that that is the root of all this, we no longer have a sense of community. I am trying very hard to put myself aside and build bridges and NOT be a “poor loser” – they just don’t realize that we are ALL the losers here!

    And e-p-o, I have another extremely refreshing and wonderful drink made with basil and ginger syrup and ginger ale! It is truly marvelous-so I can bring that instead! ;*

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  17. Uh huh. He tried to get this put off cuz he’s SOOOOOOO busy. Of course, he won’t be busy after he’s inaugurated or anything. Well, he WOULD get busy making it illegal to bring a civil suit against a sitting [or past] president. Or at least any president named Trump.

    One of his flunkies said, a day or two ago, that he plans to continue the rallies throughout his **ahem** presidency. Because the adulation of the crowds is cocaine to him. I would say that was a Good Thing except for the fact that he plans to delegate the whole thing to Pence. God help us.

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  18. Gary St.Arnauld says:

    I think the plaintiffs settled way too cheaply. I think they had Trump by the balls. Unfortunately, in most class action suits, the people who make the real money are the plaintiff attorneys and in this case it looks like they are getting a $10 million payday, so that’s pretty hard to walk away from, in the attorney’s perspective.

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  19. Aggieland Liz, it’s good to have you back. I agree about the civility and decency off this Beauty Shop crowd.

    One word of warning though: epo is MY boyfriend! Hands off! Unless we all drink together. epo can be our designated driver and we’ll hug and kiss him all the way home. Okay?!

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  20. Opinionated Hussy says:

    O.K…..That leaves $20-Million for the 6,000 plaintiffs. $3333 each. Some pay off for spending $35,000 or more (many took out loans, of course). Thanks for nuthin’!!

    Trying to look like a duck here….calmly floating on top of the water – paddling like hell underneath.

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  21. And then, sweeties, there is the RICO thingy. Anyone care to postulate on how that might turn out?

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  22. JAKvirginia says:

    Well, it was called Trump U. And he certainly did, didn’t he? Now, he can Trump the rest of us! Oh, yippee!

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  23. e platypus onion says:

    The judgment calls for different plaintiffs to receive different amounts depending on how much they lost…..er…. were swindled out of.

    Debbo means well, but she is fierce when aroused. 🙂

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  24. Aggieland Liz says:

    Oh dear! Coming from the boyfriend that might be TMI

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  25. Aggieland Liz says:

    But I have plenty of basil, at least til tomorrow night when it will be in the 30s, so I’ll just make enough for Debbie too! And hugs all around!!

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  26. Aggieland Liz says:

    That was Debbo, $&@ autocorrecting iPhone mutter grumble…

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  27. Mark Smeraldi says:

    In an ironic twist, Kellyanne Conway’s husband got a case to the supreme court on behalf of Paula Jones vs Bill Clinton. He won & established that a sitting president can be tried for crimes committed before being elected. I see this settlement as a dodge to buy time until Legislation gets passed making him immune.

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  28. e platypus onion says:

    Love your sense of humor, Ms Aggieland Liz. Debbo-well, you know she seems nice BTW-Basil was my dear old Pappy of blessed memory’s name.

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  29. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Trump U. For anyone in search of euphemisms, there is no better example than Trump U.

    For all of Donnie’s apologists who do not understand the significance of what Donnie did to the people he cheated for their simple ‘crime’ of wanting a better life. Don’t look now because Donnie is already cheating you with his ‘pivot’ from “Make America Great Again” to this new mantra “give Donnie a chance.”

    @KellyannePolls Good one. You’ll make Uncle Hermann proud. Goering or Munster? You decide.

    e platypus onion, there is an aura of Basil Rathbone about you, my good man!

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  30. AlanInAustin ... says:

    Keep in mind that the cited numbers only work if ALL the former students accept the deal. Some – esp. those who live in states favorable to such claims – may elect to sue separately.

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  31. Aggieland, thanks for the autocorrect correction. I purely hate being called “Debbie.” Urgh.

    epo, there is aroused, then there is AROUSED! (You have not seen the 2nd.)

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  32. e platypus onion says:

    Haven’t seen aroused,yet, come to think on it. 😉

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