Governor In Restraint
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In a shockingly display of uncharacteristic restraint, Texas Governor Rick Perry deliver his State of the State address this afternoon without a rifle slung over one shoulder and a dead bobcat over the other.
However, a strong odor lead some to believe that he had a long dead raccoon that he had strangled with his bare hands in his back pocket. “It’s amazing that there was room for the raccoon,” Juanita reported, “what with all those insurance company CEO’s in the same pocket.”