Golf is Just Football With More White Guys

January 27, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Fore!  Old White Dude playing through.

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  1. Marge Wood says:

    He must have been distracted. Look! A puppy!

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  2. Aggieland Liz says:

    John Cornyn tees me off every time he opens his trap. Sometimes just when I see his ugly mug >:/

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  3. Ralph Wiggam says:

    I’d like to thank the Patriots for giving everyone with a sense of humor the opportunity to use the punch line “playing with under-inflated balls.” That’s not something I say a lot. But I think Sen. Cornyn might deserve it.

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  4. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Dishonest John. He’s the one who dropped human and civil rights from being considered by his Senate open-mike comedy show.

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  5. It’s on par with his knowledge of most other subjects.

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  6. Ha!!! You guys are the best! Ya’ beat me to all the fun stuff.

    What inning is it?

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  7. Fred Farklestone says:

    Doesn’t Cornyn belong to the Texas “Post Turtle” clan?

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  8. It’s the seventh inning stretch (aka an outright lie (would that be a lying lie?)), and bogey-man Cornyn has opened his trap to make a 3-point shot from second base during half-time.

    The world prays he won’t have a wardrobe malfunction on live TV.

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  9. legion357 says:

    Hmm, must be confused or maybe not. The kickoff team does put the football on a kicking tee, just like golfers do with the golf ball.

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  10. Ole Scout says:

    A kicking tee is nothing like a golf tee.

    I have teed it up and teed off. Mostly teed off my bosses.

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  11. e platypus onion says:

    Top 3 wingnuts in the senate are Mitch McCTurtle, John “Midnight Cowboy Barbie” Cornyn and John “Marlboro Barbie” Thune. Cornyn and Thune would prefer to play golf from horseback.

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  12. @ eyesoars: “wardrobe malfunction”?

    The barn door is open but the mule is dead.

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  13. Wufff! The GOPers seem to have the Sock Puppet’s speech malfunction, which conclusively proves it is contagious! Prescription: quarantine them all!

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  14. Ole Scout says:

    Thanks to the repub.s, we can spend the rest of our lives exploring mixed [mixtmeta-4’s] metaphors

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  15. If they are “teeing off” who is caddying for Brady? And more to the point, will the head groundskeeper mine the field for gophers, considering that nobody trusts him or Bellie-ache?

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  16. Aggieland Liz says:

    @ EPO Brokeback Fairways? And are you saying they really want to play POLO? (Damn, I think I’d pay to see it!)

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  17. Aggieland Liz says:

    Oh lord if only his fringe would tangle and strangle him! (That would be a wardrobe revolution tho, right?)

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