December 15, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Yup. That qualifies her to be our next prez.
1Clarification: As we share our home happily with a dog and two cats, she’s full of crap.
2Are you punkin’ us, Mrs. B.? Watched the video twice, albeit sound off second time. Is Fido Fiorina really that st00pid or did someone do a really clever edit with old Fido footage?
Noticed that the Dalmatians of America refused to make an appearance with her.
3I liked the dogs. My oldest kid ate Milk Bones once when she was five and we had a guest, a boy a little older, who happened to like them a lot, too. The boy grew up to be a particle physicist and the daughter turned out to be an artist. I think both of them did better than Barley Farina.
4OK, the Carly/female dog link is just too easy. Will not deploy.
It is amazing how adorable puppies can help humanize someone. You know who else really loved dogs? Hitler.
5Truefax.
Which one was Snarly Failurina?
6We now know that she will have a future as a dog catcher.
7@Lunargent
Yep. Adolf, I have read, loved his dogs: mostly German shepherds. But not nearly as much as world conquest. Dog lovers can be megalomaniacal as well.
8She gave up already, and is starting to try to just stay in the public eye, egomaniac that she is.
Or maybe she thinks that Ted Cruz is onto something, after all, the ‘gun barrel bacon’ and ‘Simpsons imitations’ just help him with the knuckle dragging crowd.
9For all of you smarter than I who watched the video with your sound off the first time, here’s an alternative voice track: https://search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=who+let+the+dogs+out+youtube&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-003
Good alternative for anyone watching the snacilbupeR debates tonight. Mute the TV and provide your own soundtrack.
W. C. (Pete) Peterson, Gnarly was the ugly one in spandex with the bad haircut.
10Nice dogs. The person with them, not so much. Note: we have a dog and four cats. They all get along fine with each other, and us. They’re different, but none of them is better than the others.
11I don’t cuss but W.T.F?
12I am a cat person myself, but don’t hold dogs against responsible owners. A little surprised she mentioned them as home protection. Every dog sold is a poor little gun manufacturers child not going to the armed college of his choice.
And exactly when did Obama eat a dog?
And why the final pander to cats?
Cat owners aren’t stupid, we watched the first part of the video too. Why do I get the feeling there is an identical video out there with her surrounded by white kids. Then a final shot with a brown kid and a “I actually like them too”.
Sorry, but seeing innocent animals dragged into the cesspool of human politics gets me mad.
@Jorge
13Hey now, I like the Simpsons. If Ted Cruz has ever watched it he obviously missed what a left-winger Matt Groenig is.
“Dogs travel in packs and are easily led. They communicate by snarling, growling and snapping. They tend to bark and howl all at once. They are disciplined and obey their masters. Left unsupervised for long periods, they will destroy the house. They are, in other words, Republicans.
“Cats, by contrast, are solitary, finicky and independent. They refuse to be herded and they hide under furniture when feeling threatened. They are not easily trained and rarely come when called. They are furtive and skittish. They are, in other words, Democrats.” — Dana Milbank, Washington Post columnist
14TT, this is very funny:
“Every dog sold is a poor little gun manufacturers child not going to the armed college of his choice.”
I like cats best because they are independent. I also own a dwarf hamster and Greta Garbo is adorable! She was preceded by Gina Lollabridgida and Vera Wang. Next will be Katherine Hepburn followed by Lauren Bacall. Hahahaha!
15Remember her bizarre Demon Sheep ad? She needs to seriously think about those people advising her.
16All righty, then.
The poor, innocent dogs! God, I hate her voice..it’s creepy!
17Well, I have to admit I thought it was cute. And if that were all I knew of her, I “might” even like her. I’d say she’s the last person on earth I’d vote for but then I look at the rest of the Republican field and have to say she’s one of the last 14 or so people on earth I’d vote for.
18This is more pathetic than David Dewhurst (.) using borrowed dogs for his Christmas card.
19While too lengthy to post here, there are two stories, written as diary entries, which illustrate the dogs v. cats controversy quite well. Everything the dog encounters is “my favorite thing”. Everything. Playing with toys, going on walks etc etc. Good hearted dog. Nothing like our nacilbupeR brethren. The cat’s story begins with 999″th day of captivity” and describes cat’s behavior as assaultive and defiant. Much more like the T-party horde which has escaped the rock under which it has cowered for so many years.
If you care to you can find either or both of these via the google.
20As darling as those puppies are, they failed to soften Snarly’s image. Smacks of desperation.
21Nailed it, Rhea!
22And Carly, you want home protection?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckDVpihCPq8
23Debbo, we had two gerbils called Thelma and Louise. Problem #1: Louise was already pregnant and gave birth to a litter about a week later. Problem #2: Thelma was actually an adolescent male who grew up and impregnated Louise again. So instead of two gerbils, we had eleven. If we ever have gerbils again, we’re going back to the male pairs that worked fine before (Marco and Matthew Polo, and Genghis and Kublai Khan) and I’m checking to make sure they have big… well, that they’re definitely males.
24TT-the story went around when Obama was living in Indonesia as a child they ate dogs as part of the culture. A large part of SE Asia eats them. In fact they eat all kinds of animals.
25Here’s Obama’s account of the foods they ate:
It had taken me less than six months to learn Indonesia’s language, its customs, and its legends. I had survived chicken pox, measles and the sting of my teachers’ bamboo switches. The children of farmers, servants and low-level bureaucrats had become my best friends, and together we ran the streets morning and night, hustling odd jobs, catching crickets, battling swift kites with razor-sharp lines — the loser watched his kite soar off with the wind, and knew that somewhere other children had formed a long, wobbly train, their heads toward the sky, waiting for their prize to land. With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chili peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like
26Going to the Dogs
December 15, 2015
Okay, why didn’t that dog bite her? Simple answer is it didn’t want to chance having to undergo 13 painful shots in its tummy in case Fiorina was rabid.
27That’s the human, relaxed Carly I’ve ever seen. Doesn’t make her qualified for office, but she did seem like an actual person, not a sound-byte robot.
Maybe she could get a reality show? “At Home with Carly and Her Dogs”…. “Dogs vs Cats with Carly Fiorina” … “Carly’s Corral” … whatever… it would keep her occupied, and out of the political world.
One thing I’ll say: none of those dogs has a patch on Carrie Fisher’s Gary. Not even close.
28…Why?
29Okay, I lasted 29 seconds on that. I’ll read the comments and then decide if I want to try again.
30Okay, well it was a little silly and in some moments cute but pretty pointless as a campaign ad…like Carly.
31Ok, so she likes dogs. Bless her heart.
32Karen in NM, nyet. Those were hired dogs with a trainer. The “real” Carly was the one calling for a cue card early in the video.
Remember Seamus? He was the Romney dog in a cage strapped to the roof of their car. Apparently there is no room on Snarly’s broomstick for a dog.
33Kate Dungan: Correct! Why?
And tonight Episode Five of the Republican Debate, or as I like to call it: Yuck Dynasty. Will they have anything of value to say about policy or will it be Dump on Trump? Tune in and see! (Not.)
34OH, yes, the demon sheep ad. No one who lived in Cali at the time will ever forget this, or in fact sleep soundly again:
https://youtu.be/Wo_Ejfc5hW8
If you don’t care why Mr. Campbell didn’t meet the fiscally conservative litmus test, skip ahead to about 2:30.
35Of course dogs, cats and cockroaches are all better than Carly Fiorina.
36Snarly Failurina should not be allowed anywhere near small animals. Or voters.
37I get really p-o’d at politicians who drag their kids onstage or into ads to prove how, since they’ve procreated, they’re qualified to be president or county commissioner or dog catcher or whatever. But, at least by the age of 7, human children know enough to roll their eyes at inopportune moments and their narcissistic parents begin letting them off the hook rather than be further embarrassed by them. Dogs, however, are even more helpless victims than children – so this is unconscionable.
This does clarify one matter though, Carly may be qualified to be running for dog catcher. Whether she’s qualified to actually hold that office, however, is still up for speculation.
38Wow…I hadn’t seen the demon sheep thing before.
Too weird, even for California.
39We saw ther demon sheep ad in iowa. Don’t recall any sheep protests,but then I don’t speak sheep.
40Just gotta say it: Carly Fleaorina
41No pit bulls? Oh, wait, that was Carly wasn’t it.
42I have a hard time recalling when I didn’t have at least 2 dogs, and have had 3 since 2006. I am clearly a dog person. I do not understand what this ad is supposed to do for Ms Fiorina. Humanize her? Hardly. All it does is piss off dog owners for being phony, and piss off the cat owners because of whatever reason…. There ya go. Carly Fiorina in a dog dish. Blowing money on drivel. Ugh.
43I took the bait and watched the “sheep” video. Gaaaaah! She lost that election didn’t she.
44Linda Phipps, Gnarly Failurina was severely trounced in her Senatorial bid for Senator Barbara Boxer’s seat. As a typical snacilbupeR, she delayed paying the campaign vendors, until she figured that would be a problem in her latest campaign.
45the answer is, because cats are smarter than dogs, and immediately recognize her for the half-butt bullcrap artist that she is.
46Cats refuse to play silly games.
47TrulyTexan –
SNORK!
48I’m more a cat person than a dog person, but to me she seemed uncomfortable with the dogs. Of course, she always seems a little uncomfortable to me. Like she has stickers in her drawers or too tight of a girdle or something.
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