Going, Going Gone!

March 12, 2019 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

The first Trump autographed Bible went for $325. on Ebay.  I’m sorry if you missed it but I’m sure there will be a thousand more.

Once Trump discovers that he can get the Bibles for free at his hotel, he’ll outsource them to China for people to rubber stamp his signature in them and then sell them on his website.

If you go to eBay and then run a search for Trump and Bible, you get some weird stuff.  Just thought you’d want to know.

Thanks to Jaime for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Going, Going Gone!”


  1. The Gideons will be so pleased.

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  2. I hope the eBay Bible turns out to have a fake signature.

    It would, as The Dude would say, really tie the room together.

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  3. Seriously, the people who lined up to have Trump sign their bibles actually think they are totally free of suddenly experiencing plagues, etc.? Obviously, they never read the thing!

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  4. @Rick

    Dude abides.

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  5. Wyatt_Earl says:

    $666 seems appropriate.

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  6. Old Fart says:

    @Wyatt_Earl #5:

    Yup. Bible signed by the anti-christ…

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  7. These sooper-deeluxe Christians worship Mammon, not Christ.

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  8. Only $325? Trump must be losing his wingnut mojo. Sheesh, a pic of Jesus on a burnt grilled cheese sandwich still fetches over $1000.

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  9. These are the same suckers who buy pieces of the original cross. Autographed of course.

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  10. He’s not the antichrist. I wouldn’t give him that much credit. He’s not even the Ant Christ, as one memorable redneck’s vehicle accused Obama of being.

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  11. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I saw a picture of him autographing a woman’s, uh, chest. Can’t wait to see if that ends up on eBay.

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  12. maryelle says:

    Wanna bet it was Dump who bought it, just to be able to brag about it. And of course they will be on sale at the rethuglican con-vention.

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