Mike Huckabee is a hoot.  That man has more wacko prancing around in his head than Big Bend has roadrunners.

I guess when you have a big cavernous brain, there’s plenty of room for ideas to bounce around on each other and come out the opposite direction on the other side.

The boys and girls at the Washington Post made a play-at-home version of “81 Things That Mike Huckabee Has Denounced.”  They have it all documented.

32.) Profanity, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. “Mass profanity has always been a harbinger of mass violence.” (1998, in Huckabee’s book “Kids Who Kill.'”)

33.) Abortion, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. “Desensitizing.” (1998, same book)

34.) Violence on TV, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. “The average American child watches 8,000 made-for-television murders.” (1998, same book).

36.) Lack of religion in schools, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. “Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage.” (2012)

37.) President Obama, for saying that U.S. gun laws were a root cause of this month’s mass shooting in Charleston, S.C. “It was disappointing to hear the president…immediately begin to say, ‘All right, this is a great opportunity for me to grandstand.” (2015)

My personal favorite?

46.) Men who go shirtless on the street, because it encourages women to go topless. “Put on a darn shirt!” (2015.)

Yeah because women would never have thought of that on their own.

Thanks to Tina for the heads up.