Going From Empty to Cluttered
Mike Huckabee is a hoot. That man has more wacko prancing around in his head than Big Bend has roadrunners.
I guess when you have a big cavernous brain, there’s plenty of room for ideas to bounce around on each other and come out the opposite direction on the other side.
The boys and girls at the Washington Post made a play-at-home version of “81 Things That Mike Huckabee Has Denounced.” They have it all documented.
32.) Profanity, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. “Mass profanity has always been a harbinger of mass violence.” (1998, in Huckabee’s book “Kids Who Kill.'”)
33.) Abortion, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. “Desensitizing.” (1998, same book)
34.) Violence on TV, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. “The average American child watches 8,000 made-for-television murders.” (1998, same book).
36.) Lack of religion in schools, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. “Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage.” (2012)
37.) President Obama, for saying that U.S. gun laws were a root cause of this month’s mass shooting in Charleston, S.C. “It was disappointing to hear the president…immediately begin to say, ‘All right, this is a great opportunity for me to grandstand.” (2015)
My personal favorite?
46.) Men who go shirtless on the street, because it encourages women to go topless. “Put on a darn shirt!” (2015.)
Yeah because women would never have thought of that on their own.
Thanks to Tina for the heads up.
With apologies to Momma, this puts me in mind of my Uncle Joe’s favorite insult: “If you put his brain in the a** of an ant, it would rattle like a BB in a boxcar.” Big brain box on the Huckster but, sadly, not much in the way of contents.
181 Things That Make Mike Huckabee a Nut.
#82: I’m Mike Huckabee.
2Wow. As an avid gardener I wish I could grow plants with such a voluminous root system. But then, I don’t have the huge supply of fertilizer available to Huckabee.
3Tina (credited) = Rhea, by the way.
My personal favorites are:
Obama (5, 11, 13, 37, and 81) and Republicans who constantly criticize Obama (14)
People who are constantly taking offense (14)
and all the other ones that contradict each other, which are too numerous to waste my time listing; you can see them yourselves.
The man says whatever pops into his head and whatever he thinks the microphone wants to hear. There may be some sort of rehab for that. If so, it’s going to get crowded.
4Whoops, the one about people criticizing Obama is #12. Didn’t want to repeat myself, as I do when I say, “Suppose you were a GOP candidate for president, and suppose you were a shameless camera hog.”
5Today I have only one thing to denounce. Donald Trump. Check back with me later cause my mind might change. It has. Mike Huckabee
6Back to the real world the #1 cause of mass violence? Hate spewed by Conservatives.
7Just ask ISIS or the Taliban. Or any sane person paying attention to ‘Conscience Conservatism’
The only good thing about Huckabee? He’s a great stick to beat any popular Republican candidate with.
Ditto, The Trumpster. Oh, and his hair, too.
8Looks like the Rev Mikey has both short and long-term memory problems. What A Idiot.
9The Arkansas Antichrist had better come up with a few more denunciations, 81 is not a lucky number.
10These RWNJs just do not have any “filters”. They throw in the clutch on their mouth no matter what the gear. Thats a great way to wreck a car!
11Most people have inner demons. Mike Huckabee has inner idiots. 81 of them.
12Correction. Huckabee doesn’t have a big cavernous brain, he has a big cavernous head. No brain involved.
13I’m glad God made the 10 Commandments, because if Huckabee had, he wouldn’t know when to quit. Poor Moses might have dropped over trying to carry that many tablets down the mountain.
14Does he like anything?
15What would Jesus hate?
16Huckleberry has the same religious affliction as Rick Santorum:
17The Sanctimoniums. They can’t stop sermonizing, even when the congregation has left.