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Texas Governor Rick Perry thinks God really has it out for BP.

“My Governor announced that the oil spill might be an act of God.  I know you don’t believe that,” Juanita reports, “so I will give you proof of a level of ignorant and crazzzy that doesn’t even have a name in psychiatry yet.”

Perry questioned whether the spill was “just an act of God that occurred” and said that any “politically driven” decisions could put the U.S. in further economic peril.

“From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented,” Perry said.

Oh no, he didn’t say that,” Verdelia replies.  “God would strike him dead on the spot for talk like that.”

“Apparently not, Honey,” Juanita comforted.

The women at the salon were wondering if the BP explosion in Texas City was also an act of God.  If so, God really has it in for BP.

And we are also wondering why God didn’t act when a coyote was trying to scare the pee outta Governor Perry.

The re-election of Rick Perry is obviously not an act of God because, dammit, that can be prevented.