Go Home, Benedict, You’re Drunk
Just when you think that there’s a slight possibility that maybe, just maybe, Pope Francis might be the first Christian Pope, he sends his notes to Pope Benedict for an opinion.
Here’s the scary part:
“‘Bring this to Pope Benedict; you will see that the first page after the contents is empty,” he said, according to the Associated Press. “Pope Benedict should write there everything that he has in the way of critiques when he has read it and give it back to me.'”
“Three days later, he said to me, ‘I have four pages here … in a letter, and please give this letter to Pope Francis,'” Gaenswein recalled of Benedict.
Four damn pages? Really? You ask for one page of critique and you get back four? What? You don’t like his shoes or something? Heck, Benedict, I don’t like you worth diddle squat but even I couldn’t write four pages criticizing you.
He must be bored.