Go Granny Go!

November 22, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

By Fenway Fran

Ida Stanley, 83, has had enough. Time to get out of the rocker and DO SOMETHING. Armed with plastic Batman handcuffs, she set out to make a citizen’s arrest of Texas Senator Ted Cruz by staking out his Washington DC residence. citing Crimes Against Sanity,

“You have the right to remain silent…and wouldn’t that be nice for a change,” she shouted as up to six of Cruz’s security detail took her down. Ida even informed him of his right to an attorney, and that one would be provided if he couldn’t afford it, but ”that $1.3 million you got from Comcast to neuter the internet should cover those costs easily”.

Ida’s feistiness rivals Betty White’s, so with respect for Momma, you should go to the link.

Fortunately, she will not be charged with domestic terrorism or endangering a public official and was released to the custody of her grandchildren. Cruz got a 500 ft restraining order. Comcast is reported to have cut off her cable and internet.

(Satire alert: Our neighbors to the north continue to have fun with our political insanity, and are counting their lucky stars that Cruz emigrated.)

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  1. DRAT! I wish this was true. I’d even go and bail her out myself. Why, oh why, do Canadians have more sense than we do?

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  2. Not reported in the WashPost, and I was so hoping it was true. What she said he needs to hear, loudly and everywhere he goes. “Arrogant pRick” indeed.

    This would be even better than the woman of a similar age who took a hammer to the local Comcast office. (Go to GoodSearch.com and look for “Comcast hammer”. Goodsearch isn’t Google, and if you tell them which one, they will donate a penny to the charity of your choice for each search you do.)

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  3. 1smartcanerican™ says:

    This is wonderfully ridiculously hilarious! Just shared on my FB page 🙂 Thanks Fenway Fran for finding and sharing.

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  4. Can’t we just send the bastid back to Canada??

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  5. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    What is this badminton with us as the net? Canadian Cuban Cruz needs a home. As much as I love both Canada and Cuba, they need to aim higher as they toss that idiot over our airspace and at least keep his cruise altitude a respectful distance above our military and commercial flight paths.

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  6. e platypus onion says:

    Sunday Fake Noise will lead their morning accusing Obama of hiring old ladies to attack honorable Sinator Crud with chainsaws and iron-lungs.

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  7. Made my day.. Thank you.

    Shared on my FB page.

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  8. SomedayGirl says:

    Since Canada gave us Ted, I think we should demand they take back Justin Beiber.

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  9. You know, if there’s anybody in congress that looks like a stereotypical Batman Badguy…..

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  10. The Lapine … what a great web site! From now on, I’m going here for all my news instead of FAUX.

    As for Cruz News, I like this link even better!

    http://thelapine.ca/boehner-calls-cruz-a-squint-faced-lying-fame-whore/

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  11. A new folk hero has been born! The Legend of Ida Stanley is one for the history books, true or not. All hail, Ida!

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  12. give em carnval cruze back and take bob ford!!

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  13. And I thought that at 73 I was too old to do any active politicing.
    Might be kinda nice if everywhere he goes someone was in the front of the crowd? with a sign like “Ida Stanley Speaks For Me! ;)))

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  14. @Frank
    Hell if they will take Cuban Ted back they can owe us one!

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  15. Wow.

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  16. leeper fred says:

    EL COMCAST CUBANO, he’s not just extracting payback for the bay of pigs any more

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