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Glenn Beck actually said this —

“It’s 9/11 all over again except we didn’t have the collapsing buildings”

Do you know what you call 9/11 without buildings collapsing?

A day.

Just a normal day.

My friend Mark W. told me a great story last night.  He said the folks he works with were bouncing off the walls over health insurance reform.  They were dead solid certain that Stalin was behind it and they’ve all bought hand baskets for the upcoming trip to hell.

Mark decided to have a little wicked fun.  “Come on and listen,” he told him, “you know I’m a big Democrat and a major donor so I know all the inside information.  I know what’s next on the agneda and it’s awful, just gawd-awful.”

He had their attention.

The gathered around to hear what horror is coming next.  Mark did not disappoint.

“Listen up,” he started conspiratorially, “the next thing on Obama’s agenda is to let everybody ride the Metro for free.  Completely free.  Every Thursday.  No questions asked.”

They fell for it hook, line, and crazy cantaloupe head.

“Free bus rides?” they all hollered.  “This is not even American anymore.”

Now Mark’s got them all riled up and has more fun than anybody retelling the story to his Democratic friends.

Now, Mark’s an old Cajun fella, but I think he may be on to something.  Please help us rattle some Republicans by telling them that Obama is going to required that all pears have to be a least 4 inches around or you have to put them back on the tree and not sell them in American supermarkets.  Tell them that fishing on Tuesday between 5:00 – 6:00 p.m. has been declared illegal.  Tell them that we now have Obamaram and car wrecks have been outlawed.

Tell them anything.  Just drive them nuts.  It’s your patriotic duty.

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