Give It The Hell Up, Dick

June 18, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, at what point can President Barack Obama file stalking charges against Dick Cheney and his Loser/Quitter Sidekick Liz?  I’m thinking now.

Here’s a President who is termed-out in two years but Dick and Liz have formed a money making PAC to bash the President’s foreign policy because, you know, those two have such respected foreign policy skills.

The Cheneys posted a video to YouTube about The Alliance for a Strong America, a 501(c)(4) grass-roots organization, on Tuesday. The video’s description hits “the dangerous policies of the Obama Administration” and promises to keep “policies necessary to protect the nation” in the spotlight.

“The policies of the last six years have left America diminished and weakened,” Dick Cheney says in a video introducing the group.

Liz Cheney says the two formed the group “because we know America’s security depends upon our ability to reverse President Obama’s policies.”

Oddly, Liz Cheney’s philosophy is obviously, “when you’re losing, you retreat and run away but not without trashing your sister first.”

Seems like a great foreign policy plan to me.

Here is a man who was wrong about everything — we would be welcomed with open arms, the insurgency is in its last throes, the war would pay for itself with all the oil we would get, we don’t need to raise taxes, go shopping, go to hell.

And that’s why they call him Dick.

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Shuddup.

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “Give It The Hell Up, Dick”


  1. These two really are quite ridiculous.

    You’ve got the now bored Northern Virginian wackadoo formerly looking for another government job under daddy’s name— when she isn’t spilling bile on the Sunday morning GOP talking points parties. And you have Daddy— a vicious zombie who has been wrong on everything foreign policy related and needs to finally just go fishing in whatever square state he currently pupates in.

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  2. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Dick needs to test his foreign policy acumen with some foreign travel. Spain would be good, or the Netherlands. Liz needs to attend a program designed to lessen the effects of cult brainwashing.

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  3. Marge Wood says:

    Oh, the country is stronger. Just ask anyone with a cache of guns, guns that can see better than we can. Why would we need a bigger military?

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  4. Wow.

    So let me think through this:

    Cheney blew the place up. he masterminded an invasion base don false allegations because he and his old buddy, Don, thought it would be easy (“4 weeks and we’ll make money on it!”).

    Things went so badly that he got laughed out of town and we actually hired a black guy for the first time in history to clean it up.

    He’s now coming back and trying to say how the clean-up crew is responsible for the explosion.

    Going into Iraq was a mistake on every level – it is probably the biggest mistake we have voluntarily leaped into in the nation’s history.

    It takes real nerve to be trying to give ANY advice on this topic now…

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  5. Dick, go to Hague, then to Hades..

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  6. There was a time, if you said, Liz and Dick, you would look in for some scandal or at least a made for TV movie, now I hear that and I just turn off. Or am I revealing my age??

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  7. daChipster says:

    I think Dick is in his last throes, if you will. He can squirm and kick on FAUX News, and slime and ooze his way across the Wyoming landscape, but try as he might, he won’t be able to avoid fulfilling his reservation at the Ash Heap of History Grille.

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  8. e platypus onion says:

    Cheney’s ability to recognize foreign policy disasters is color coded. White guys=good policy,Black guy=bad policy.

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  9. Teh Gerg says:

    Cheney should be in prison for life for war profiteering and dozens of violations of financial, ethical, and criminal law. His opinions now are as worthless as they were then. He’s trash.

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  10. Dick Cheney giving foreign policy advice on Iraq? Come on, this has got to be an Onion article, right? I mean, with the clever, ironic twist where the man responsible for the greatest, most expensive foreign policy failure in recent memory, puts on a cowboy hat and tosses out some worthless new ideas on the same old subject.

    After he lied to us, outed a spy, shot his friend in the face… now he wants people to listen again? Pretty funny!

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  11. BraxtonBraggart says:

    They will both draw heavy strategy consulting fees from the new organization. This really isn’t that complicated to understand.

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  12. The message is simple”

    http://www.pinterest.com/pin/530298924846713165/?fb_ref=530299062281311875%3A344b25057879868bf0a2

    The message is simple: “Don’t make STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS”.

    Do the world a favor. That would include THE ENTIRE CHENEY FAMILY.

    Thank you very much.

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  13. maryelle says:

    What incredible arrogance! Teh George has it spot on. Cheney is a war criminal and is lucky not to be in prison. Mr. Waterboarding dares to give advice to the President who has repaired the damaged relations with most of the world, despite what Halliburton and Co. did to it. He’s still salivating over the oil, which was the one and only reason Bush & Co.
    dragged us into Iraq.

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  14. He thinks he did everything right. Lots of people tell him it was all someone else’s fault, ideally a Democrat’s fault. And after all…money.

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  15. Seriously???? Who in hell would want to be friends or even a business associate with someone who drinks while shooting birds flying our of a cage on a private preserve and nails his hunting partner int he face! Seems as if this is the only real policy this jackwagon ever had.

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  16. I had fond memories of when That Dick Cheney shot OBL in the face with his shotgun. Then someone told me no, that was a Texas lawyer he shot. Ah well, maybe someday That Dick will do America some good. And we can organize bus tours to his grave site to pee on him.

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  17. JJ….. (and Momma)….

    With all due respect.
    To Dick Cheney:

    It’s S.hut. T.he….. F..***…. U…..

    Thank you.

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  18. Shuddup.

    See above.

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  19. Miss Prissybritches says:

    Teh Gerg nailed it.

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  20. Dick Cheney wasn’t “…wrong about everything.”

    He LIED about everything.

    There is an important difference.

    This man is responsible for the waste of thousands of lives. He needs to go to jail.

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  21. Brian E says:

    Gotta love Jay Carney:

    Asked Wednesday if he had any response to criticism by Vice President Dick Cheney and his daughter Liz that no president had done worse in office than Barack Obama, White House press secretary Jay Carney delivered the perfect reply.

    “Which president was he talking about?” he deadpanned at his final White House briefing.

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  22. cairoCAT says:

    “…a 501(c)(4) grass-roots…”
    Right. Well, grass does thrive on a diet of manure…

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  23. Litlhorn says:

    They are just trying to preemptively go on the offensive because that Termed out President might be thinking like Teh Gerg and with nothing to lose, might just finally go after those War Criminals from the previous Admin…that 501c3 is just a war chest for coming legal fee’s, you watch….Hope springs eternal I reckon….

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  24. Mary in San Antonio says:

    Apparently the Cheneys aren’t too smart when it comes to securing domain names, and neither are any others working with them. Check out this website with their name and prepare to laugh.

    http://allianceforastrongamerica.com/

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  25. One of the bimbos (excuse the word, mamma) on Fox Noose actually castigated Cheney on air. Right now I can hear the sound of a hockey puck whizzing over the ice in hell.

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