Girls Are The Bunk
The vast majority of Baby Boomers (aka “Boomers”) in America were raised on reruns of “The Little Rascals.” Everyone knew Spanky, Alfalfa, Buckwheat, and Uh-huh.
If you knew them (oh, OK, and Darla and Janet), you knew about their hijinks on display every Saturday morning.
And you knew about The He-Man Woman Haters Club. It was an exclusive club with a club house and a males only membership restriction.
And an oath:
“We, the He-Mans Woman Haters Club promise not to fall for this Valentines business because girls are the bunk.”
Those who saw that episode all know how it ended: Darla Hood came along and darned if she didn’t ruin the whole thing.
Fast forward eighty-seven years, and here we are again, only this time it’s Captain Bonespurs, Hillbilly, MAGA Mike, and Hulk Hogan. All he-men who are in agreement that, yes, girls are definitely the bunk.
Then Kamala Harris came along and darned if she didn’t ruin the whole thing.
Whoever told this woman, this lowly woman of mixed race, that she could tread now where only he-men could go before?
My sources tell me that Catwoman may have had something to do with it.
O.K. now, THAT’s funny!
1The Bone Spurs Trump, GOP hate girls club.
2Has a nice ring to it, don’t you think??
Thanks for the Sunday morning humor and memories. Of course now, the repugnantican party and their unprzidential ticket and other motormouth characters remind me more of the Twilight Zone. JD fits right in.
3Need to watch the video at the end. Ouch
4https://www.rawstory.com/chelsea-handler-jd-vance/
Look hard enough Republicans, you can always find some way in which, in your eyes, women fall short. I would pay $2.75 to see Usha’s reaction when she heard her husband say this:
“Obviously, she’s not a white person… but I love Usha, she’s such a good mom.”
5JD Vance speaking about his wife.
Rick, I’m going to try that line on my South Indian wife: “Obviously she’s not a white person…but I love her, she’s such a good mom.”
However, I first need to find a place to stay tonight … or maybe the next several nights.
6Professor, you might be checking in to the motel with a well deserved black eye. But of course you’re not a magat so no worries that you’d disrespect (or even think of such thing) your wife.
7JD has a maggot brain.