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So far, three people have send me an invitation that they got from Sheriff’s candidate Craig Brady to be a “sponsor” at his upcoming “Team Roping Event & Dance” fundraiser.  You’ll remember Brady as the guy who is plenty proud of them there boots.

One of them, the funny one, commented, “Boy howdy, this is certain to empty out the entire trailer park!”

Here’s the invite.

Brady for Sheriff Team Roping Event & Dance
~ Saturday, July 30, 2011 ~
The Old Trading Post
9903 FM 2759 Richmond, TX 77469(Booth, TX)

VIP Sponsorships

*Name:

*Name to be displayed on table:

*Mailing Address:

*Email:

Levels of Sponsorship:

Silver $250.00
1 table for 8 people under pavilion
BBQ plates
16 Drink tickets

Gold $500.00
1 table for 10 people under pavilion
BBQ plates
20 Drink tickets
1 bottle of liquor

Platinum (Underwriter) $1000.00
2 tables for 16 people under pavilion
BBQ plates
32 Drink tickets
2 Bottles of liquor

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And for $5,000, they’ll throw in a DWI lawyer or let you skip the whole social thing and spend the night in jail on your own liquor.

Bottles of liquor?  Are they generic or maybe somebody couldn’t spell Old Crow?

If I was you, I’d stay off the road that night because there’s gonna be some bottles of liquor consumed.  IF we could get DPS to set up a mile down the road, we’d make enough money in fines for Texas to hire back all those teachers.