Get Your Chisel Ready, Honey
Democrats, we have a hefty job ahead of us.
Ted Cruz toddled back to Pat Robertson’s teevee show and shocked America with that Magic 8 ball he carries around in his pocket. Ted can foresee an America where is not the President and it involves some grueling work.
“We’re not far away from ordering the chisels to come out to remove crosses and Stars of David from the tombstones of the fallen soldiers,” he said, drawing a gasp from some of the 700 in attendance. “That’s what the stakes are in this election.”
No, this is not satire. He really said that. Go to Google and search for Ted Cruz tombstones.
I coud not make that up. I couldn’t. That’s just too weird. Stephen King couldn’t make that up. Ted Cruz, however, is just a shiver looking for a spine to run up.
Thanks to Chamlee for the heads up.
He said… what?…huh?
If I had a chisel I’d drive into his damn head!
1(Sorry, Momma.)
It is terrifying to realize what has happened to the brains of these RWNJs. It’s gotta be some sort of a parasite that has invaded the bloodstreams of these Klowns! My God, the garbage that spews from their mouths is pure insanity and it’s plain nuts that people actually believe it!
JAKvirginia: It may be decided that it is either a silver bullet or a stake through the heart that is needed to halt their progress!! But a chisel to the damned head is a good start!!
2I guess if I went to one of his websites, I’d find links to a spray that will prevent headstone chiseling. We know who the real chiselers are, don’t we?
3On the bright side, it would create a lot of jobs for chiselers.
4Senator Snake Oil, a Cuban, Canadian. Coward, named Cruz .
5Figs don’t fall far from their tree.
And BS don’t fall far from an A–hole.
Somebody check the bubbles in his Kool Aid. The bubbles never evaporated but went right to his brain.
6Love so many of your analogies but Ted Cruz being a shiver looking for a spine to run up is great. Is it ok to use it?
7Sure, Merry. I probably stole it from someone.
8An interesting thing about crazy right-wing websites is that they are filled with sucker ads. The advertisers know that the Cruz, etc. supporters will buy anything
9Do the citizens of Texas have buyers remorse yet for sending Rafael to the Senate?
10Instead of imagining a scandal, why doesn’t Teddie Crooze work with a real scandal?
http://www.jewishgen.org/infofiles/ldsagree.html
11Ted Cruz IS the scandal. How anyone in their right mind could support this scumbag is mind boggling. He knows sowing fear works with the “poorly educated” who flock to these snake oil salesmen.
12In fact, I am willing to bet my 11 year old car that the reason so many Rs won office in 2014 was the ebola scare they perpetrated on the voters. They make people afraid of any irrational thing they think of and blame it on the Dems for not protecting us.
We need to take a page from their book and show people that they need to be very afraid of these liars.
Ignorance breeds paranoia breeds bigotry breeds ignorance and on and on……..lust for power goes in there, too.
13It’s hard to imagine Ted could go any lower in his pandering, I have faith he will find a way.
14PKM, you probably know the Mormons baptize all kinds of dead people. That’s how they got that massive database folks use when searching for family roots. It’s a hell of a bizarre practice and one of the things that makes people suspicious of Mormonism.
Oozy Croozy, on the other hand, is nothing but an object of suspicion. He is a despicable little boy masquerading in an adult body. Sheldon (on Big Bang Theory) is a far superior example of a very smart adult male who has figured out how to be a decent adult, more or less. Oozy hasn’t a clue.
15I don’t know if this is true, but I’m in the process of typing it on the internet, so it must be.
I’ve heard a President Cruz would suspend middle class Social Security payments until our gold fillings have been removed and sent to Fort Knox.
16“Search for Ted Cruz tombstones.” JJ, don’t get my hopes up that way only to dash them. The SOB’s still alive.
The opposition has been crazy for over 200 years. Thomas Jefferson was a deist, like many founding fathers, and believed that Jesus, while a great moral teacher, was not divine. This drove some people out of their tiny little minds.
One newspaper editor warned that under Jefferson, “Murder, robbery, rape, adultery, and incest will be openly taught and practiced, the air will be rent with the cries of distress, the soil will be soaked with blood, and the nation black with crimes.”…
17I believe the poor man is crazy.
18Poor TransRectalUltraSound Ted. His delusions know no bounds. Must be his messiah complex. But sadder are the people who believe him. When are Americans going to be educated? I mean truly educated, taught to THINK.
19Debbo, “one of the things”? In our state, the FLDS seem to outnumber the LDS, so we’re beyond “suspicious.” The FLDS are more in tune with creepy Crooze, so illegal practices and dirty tricks are more the expectation. Raphael Crooze and his whole ‘let me lead you to the end times’ shtick is way too Jimmy Jones for me. The sooner he drinks the Kool Aid the better, but he can leave the rest of us out of his plan.
20Between Cruz and Trump making insane pronouncements about what they will do when they are president or what the Dems are doing now, my mind is shutting down due to shock and awe at what they can come up with! There seems to be a good deal of clinical insanity within these two.
21Great comments here. And Rick, your first sentence is priceless.
22@TexasTrailerParkTrash
The chiselers have done real well since Saint Ronnie’s reign. Dont spend even a moment of your life worrying about the chiselers!
23Just when you think they might be running out of lies . . .
24PKM, thanks for the link. I remember the controversy and I see it’s still going on and also involves religions other than Judaism as well. From what I read at the website, it looks like the official LDS stance–that is routinely violated–is that members not submit names of people who are not direct ancestors. That still seems like a problem because what if some of your direct ancestors were of different religions or denominations?
I was surprised on election day in 2012 when a Jewish friend from high school posted on Facebook that he was praying that Romney would win and that Obama would be defeated. I think his prayer was answered, but not the way he wanted. I was surprised because I thought the knowledge of the Mormons posthumously baptizing Jews and, in general, fundamentalist Christians looking for the destruction of Jews in the End Times would have bothered him, but I think his perception of Romney’s strong stand on Israel overruled his better senses.
Chisels and tombstones might just be payback for early Christians carving crosses on ancient Egyptian monuments, as I saw in a photo essay a while back. Of course, the best thing to take a chisel to is a Studebaker, as the Joads did in The Grapes of Wrath so they could mount a flat-bed on the back of the car!
25What contempt Cruz must have for the rubes who give him money!
He must know that any audience of adults with average IQs of 100 would laugh him right off the stage.
He must also know that this is exactly the kind of horseshit guaranteed to wind up an audience of elderly southern Bible-thumpers.
26Cruz must have Cheney on board his campaign team!
Cheney on being picked as VP, was quoted as saying in his acceptation speech, “it’s gentle slopes and crosses row on row…” Nope!
27http://arlingtoncemetery.net/cheney.htm
Not sure Cruz said this to Robertson first. I heard him speaking about the Supreme Court vacancy last week and asking the audience if they wanted “…to sandblast the crosses and Stars of David off the tombstones in Arlington…”
28And at a Town Hall forum in SC he converted a question about women in combat to “…drafting our daughters…”
Does he know anything about the US military?
Fred F,
29The poem, of course, refers to WWI graveyards in Europe and the pictures of such crosses which pop up regularly purporting to be at Arlington have mostly been taken in France-none in the US.
The sad part is that some of the 700 in attendance gasped at Cruz’s ridiculous lie instead of laughing him off the stage.
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