November 27, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Mike Huckabee says,“Obama’s new domestic terrorism plan probably requires Americans to memorize Koran verses.”
And … get ready for it … give up their guns.
Have you gotten your orders yet?
Hell, I haven’t even got my Koran in the email yet.
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Poor Rush never gets the memos. President Obi-Wan Kenobi will be riding with Santa on Christmas Eve. While Santa delivers the toys, President Obi-Wan Kenobi will be collecting the guns and stuffing the stockings with Korans.
1Jump the Shark:
TV term for a show that declines in quality, then includes far-fetched ideas so people will keep watching.
Huckabee has had a good run with Korans & guns over the years, but it’s still more Korans & guns. Maybe he’ll never move on and jump the shark because he can’t jump? Especially after all that turkey yesterday?
2The right wing can celebrate. Gun issues are now moot. We are saved from tyranny just this morning by the shooter in Mississippi that killed a Waffle House waitress that was plotting to undermine our freedoms.
http://www.wlox.com/story/30614080/police-argument-over-cigarette-leads-to-murder-at-biloxi-waffle-house
3Good luck getting Americans to study. I suspect that a vast majority of the most gung-ho “Kristians” around haven’t memorized–or even read–much of the Bible. They seem to make it up as they go along.
They certainly don’t understand it. Huckabee’s constant hate and slander violates at least one of the Commandments.
4“Hell, I haven’t even got my Koran in the email yet.”
well, yesterday was a federal holiday, so maybe today. as far as guns are concerned, I grew up in a marine family, during Vietnam. I saw enough guns, and what they can do, to last a lifetime. I never felt the need for a metal penis extender, and still don’t.
5Sigh.
6I have an extra Koran if you need it. It’s up there with the Bible collection, unfortunately gathering dust. It’s pretty good reading in some parts, if you have a long sleepless night ahead.
7Marge Wood: Definitely! Yuuuge sigh. I, too, am getting tired of this circus act; the political version of the cable show Ridiculousness. Only a matter of time until one of them sets himself on fire… juggling running buzz saws… balanced on a big ball… over a pool of alligators. The show must go on, I suppose.
Just a nitpick: Is it Koran or Qur’an? Recent reading has it as the latter.
8“They’re coming for our guns!”
“They’re coming for our guns!”
“They’re coming for our guns!”
“They’re coming for our– what do you mean, they’re not here yet?”
9This Just In: Mike Huckabee caught on video beating off to old photos of Hitler and Trump while reciting verses from the Koran. Details at 6:00.
10I find it very hard to believe that you can read the Bible and vote Republican right now. Intolerance and hatred are not in the teachings of my Christ
11Apparently someone in Colorado Springs got the memo, there is an active shooter incident with officers down, eight people have been transported to hospitals in the area. This is taking place in the area around Planned Parenthood. The situation is fluid but multiple news agencies are reporting that the shooter is inside PP, while others are saying it is a sniper.
12If I find myself besieged by Islamists who will let me go IF I can quote a verse from the Koran, then I’m probably toast. If I travel overseas, I will make an effort to do so. Here at home, the terrorists would be more likely to kill me if I misquote from the KJV.
13Huckleberry must be feeling left out and wants a piece of the fear mongering action. This nut is an utter fraud.
14As a Christian and U.S. citizen I would willingly memorize Koran verses until my eyes bubble if I thought it would mean their guns would be collected.
It makes me sick that a large-ish segment of the population thinks that Huckabee, Trump et al are fit people to be our head of state.
15Can I get mine written in English?
16Huckabee really needs some new material and his poll numbers prove it. I’d gladly read the Koran if Huckabee would self-destruct. Heck, I’d even memorize it if he would disappear as the world would be a better place.
To think a hardworking waitress in a Waffle House was murdered because some idiot could not smoke a cigarette makes me want to cry. Add to that the policemen being killed by some nut job in Colorado, probably a pro-lifer.
The news today is very depressing and the Islamic terrorists have nothing to do with any of it.
17I BELEIVE…..the night Jon Stewart left his show, we were all endowed with a Bullshit Meter. I now wish to declare, Bullshit.
18I’ve read an English version of the Koran. It is very unorganized and can be confusing. Have never understood why this hasn’t been rectified. I vaguely remember something about God always listens to the words of women. It is kind of buried in the text.
19Yes, my Koran, or Qur’an, is in English. I don’t do furrin languages although wish I did. Well, German but long ago. I’ve heard and read more than once that the Koran is very difficult to read because it is full of symbolism etc. Of course the Bible is too but not to such an extent. Personally, I think you learn more from watching people’s actions, esp if they don’t know you’re watching.
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