If you don’t know The Benham Brothers, you have missed a treat.  They were all set to have a show on HGTV where they redo houses for “deserving people,” and give them a “forever home.”  Ahhhh, decorating and tears – a winning combination.

Well, come to find out, the Benham Brothers are Super DeLux Brand Christians who have said some rather judgmental and hateful things about Muslims, women who seek an abortion, and gay people.  I don’t know this for a dead certain guaranteed fact but I suspect that some gay people might work at HGTV and some gay people might even watch it.  Again, I do not have proof of that.  I am just speculating.

So, their show got canceled because they tipped the acceptable hate scale even in the south.

Next they did what every person who gets called out for hate-speech does.  They cast themselves as victims for Jesus.  You’d think they were John the Baptist’s head on a platter with all the chest pounding and carrying on they do.   The Benham Brothers are now professional martyrs and making pretty good money at it in the supermarket parking lots of Super DeLux Brand Christian book signings and hootenannies.

So who shows up next?

Yes, that right there is un-gay man Rick Perry enjoying a thigh-grabbing moment with two other un-gay men.  You know what they say:  you are not gay if you only have sex with other straight men.

The folks over at Joe. My. God. are having way too much fun with this.  Warning to Momma:  Do not click that link.  There are dirty words, gross thoughts, and deeds at that link.  But, some are very funny.  A couple I picked.

“Weeeeeee! I’m having more fun than Marcus Bachman at a quiche eating contest!”

Cheerleader Sandwich.

The conservative equivalent of the KFC Double Down. Two deep fried southern nitwits sandwiching a whole lottta cheese – with a little bit of pork thrown into the mix.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.