March 09, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
*gigglesnort* Yes. Yes, it is.
1Oh the irony!
2It’s way over their heads. Kind of like when the Republicans hired Stephen Colbert to speak at a D.C.event. They actually thought he was a conservative.
3I guess the Screaming Queen Resort and Hotel was already booked.
4http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/07/cpac-craigslist-personals_n_4921290.html
HuffPo article on M4M personals on local Craig’s List. Turns out the Cons are crazy about convention sex.
5Been to that resort. Its nice. Now I’ve lost interest.
6Ralph, I have my doubts about some of those ads. Especially the one that says, “What I’m looking for, you, a masculine Ayn Rand, me, the 47%. And I want you to slap me around hard and give it to me good. Or you could bust in my room, catch me trying to enroll in a healthcare market place/state exchange, and punish me for it. Punish me good. We can meet at the bar first, if you want. I will be wearing khakis and a navy blazer.”
Since I wouldn’t go down to National Harbor this weekend for beans, I have no idea how many guys at the bar are wearing khakis and a navy blazer….
7All I know is that that big convention room was empty. That’s all I know.
8I really hope the empty room indicates a lack of interest. Maybe they are all attending remotely via automated stuff that keeps getting jammed and they want to throw their laptops out the window. I know I did the other day. Want to.
9Snicker.
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